Song Parodies -> "God it's Testing Time"

Original Song Title:

"For the Longest Time"

Original Performer:

"God it's Testing Time"

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The Lyrics

Oh whoa Oh no! God, it's testing time!
Whoa Oh no! God, it's testing time!

It's that time when I am filled with fright
For I'll be up prob'ly all the night
Oh, what can I do
I just might fake the flu
Procrastination made me fail this time

Oh dear God, my calculator's gone
Got so nervous I think I misspelled "John"
My mom will ground me
Rather have George Foreman pound me
Than have to take a lousy test this time!

Oh whoa Oh no! God, it's testing time!
Whoa Oh no! God, it's testing time!

I will try to study all night long
But I stopped to write this stupid song
I felt inspired
But now my brain is tired
There's no way that I will learn in time

Maybe I should learn all this trig.
Then I might be right
My grades would be big
Maybe I will ace my big test
I will graph my best
But I'll fail 'cause my brain's sore

I intend to study other things
I'd like to fulfill my acting dreams
'til then I'm stuck here
I must get my butt in gear
Please God just let me pass my trig. test this time

Holy f*ck the class is 'bout to start
I think I feel
Sharp pains in my heart
Now I know the Nazi that you are
You've gone too far
And relief's all I ask for

Then I found the test had not yet come
I could not help feeling really dumb
I made a mistake
Our test was not today so
I'll put off my study, I've got loads of time.

Oh whoa Oh no! God, it's testing time!
Whoa Oh no! God, it's testing time!
(fade)

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John Harvey - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Jeez, I been gettin' the shaft for the past couple of days on my parodies and I'm getting no comments. If you guys are going to give me 2's and 1's, I'd like to know why.

Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment

What has poor young Harvey got for letting his brain go to rot? The shaft? You're damn right! Maybe I'm biased, 'cause it's my guy Billy, but I thought it was really funny.

Stray Pooch - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment

John, I gotta tell ya, you must have ticked somebody off or something 'cause your stuff is great! Sorry somebody's spittin' in your salad, but I think this was funny as heck.

John Harvey - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment

I blame politics. By the way, I'm comming out with a new political song for people to get angry about. It's called "Dubba the Yooh", a spoof on the theme to "Winnie the Pooh". It mocks our great leader in a way sick people like me find hilarious.

neminem - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Very nice! I have no idea why you got such low scores, as I am generally very harsh and I'm giving you a 4/5/5! Pacing was a bit off in parts, but I've seen *much* worse problems.

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