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Song Parodies -> "Hulks Not A Man"
Original Song Title:
"The Piano Man"
Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Hulks Not A Man"
Parody Written by:
John_D
The Lyrics
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
One time Bruce was a scientist,
who created a big Gamma bomb,
no he was not an allergist,
and he never went to a prom!
Then a kid drove up to the testing site,
his name was "Funky" Rick Jones,
but Bruce, tried save him, but Rick, he put up a fight!
Once Bruce got Rick into a ditch,
the Gamma bomb, yes it went off,
and yet Bruce he still wasn't clear,
he screamed so everyone could hear!
La da da da dum x2 da da dum!
Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!
Then a monster that been there since childhood, powered by the Gamma rays,
He escaped, and whenever Bruce blows a fuse,
THE HULK, comes out in a rage!
Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!
Bruce Banner now lives a life,
going on without a past,
he always loved Betty Ross,
but now he can't make her his wife!
Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!
who created a big Gamma bomb,
no he was not an allergist,
and he never went to a prom!
Then a kid drove up to the testing site,
his name was "Funky" Rick Jones,
but Bruce, tried save him, but Rick, he put up a fight!
Once Bruce got Rick into a ditch,
the Gamma bomb, yes it went off,
and yet Bruce he still wasn't clear,
he screamed so everyone could hear!
La da da da dum x2 da da dum!
Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!
Then a monster that been there since childhood, powered by the Gamma rays,
He escaped, and whenever Bruce blows a fuse,
THE HULK, comes out in a rage!
Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!
Bruce Banner now lives a life,
going on without a past,
he always loved Betty Ross,
but now he can't make her his wife!
Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!
JohnD All rights Reserved (c)
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Hulk think parody not smash.
What a horribile parody! This isn't good at all!
Hey Mike, is it a rule in your home to say rude things about a parody you didn't do? What a bad attitude! 'member Superman's Lament by Duffy?
You know something, Michael......this author is a young kid who you bash. Show some tact. And/or class.
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