I'm here on amiright,
and I just had sight of a really bad thong
another that body shouldnt wear a thong song

hey here I'll say somebodies should not wear a thong song
it looks like hell, you know,
but it fits my baby.. yes it fits my baby

oh please hide from me,
that string hopelessly
that's the one that your bum is chewing
a bad fitting thong..
but it is five feet long..
and I don't want to see whare it went...

here I will say some bodies should not wear a thong song
it looks like hell, you know,
but it fits my baby.. yes it fits my baby

it looks bad to me..
right by ovaries..
these things are supposed to look so pleasing
but your cheeks are so huge
it'll take a centrifuge
to pry that little thing from your rear


here I will say some bodies should not wear a thong song
it looks like hell, you know,
but it fits my baby.. yes it fits my baby

you are quite a mix,
18 squeezed into six
your size, I admit is a little frightening
put an apple in your mouth,
insert a rod up from the south
and barbeque you all day till you're done

here I will say some bodies should not wear a thong song
it looks like hell, you know,
but it fits my baby.. yes it fits my baby