I don't care to diet,
I'm hungry as a bear.
There's no peace to find in riot,
This hunger be so severe.

I know there's piece of mind in frying,
Whether frying dear or bear,
Just hand it up my coffee,
'Cause it's void way down there.
Some deer to fill the void way down there,
Make it cozy and warm way down there.

A chicken thigh, can't eat the bone,
And with one ear o' corn,
And a bowl of stuff unknown,
Of stuff unknown.

With truffles a plenty, if they keep very well,
I can scare up six or seven on a tray they look so swell,
Scare up six or seven on a tray they look so swell.
This is what I call living 'cause all these diets are hell,
Yes, all these diets, oh well,
Send all these diets to hell.

A chicken thigh, can't eat the bone,
And with one ear o' corn,
And a bowl of stuff unknown,
Of stuff unknown.

Just let me eat 'em, way until I can't see.
All I ask of living is to feed my brain and me,
All I ask of living is to feed my brain and me.
And what I hate of diets is their intensity.
Oh, I hate the intensity.

Doncha know?
Yay yay!
It's time to revil,
Just unwind.
Here comes chicken,
We like yums!
We like yums! Yay!
Don't wanna choke on donuts.
Don't wanna suck no lemon.
Don't want to get to faintin',
Don't like my food real greasy.
Just don't want no intensity.
And then I fry,
Then I spread, spread it on.
To that one ear of corn by the bowl of stuff unknown,
of stuff unknown.
Yeah, yeah...