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Song Parodies -> "Monster Trash"
Original Song Title:
"Monster Mash"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby "Boris" Pickett
Parody Song Title:
"Monster Trash"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I only found out about it on the morning of October 31, so it got posted too late for Halloween. But it had to be done.
(instrumental opening)
I was working in the lab, so I do tell
when my nose beheld an eerie smell.
For that monster, a big fat fascist schmuck
suddenly boarded a garbage truck!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
From the Puerto Rican barrios
to the story-time drag queens of San Francisco
they've had enough of the Donald Trump Show
and to the polls, for Harris, they're going to go!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Beyoncé was having fun!
The party had just begun!
The guests included Taylor
Swift and Dolly Parton!
The scene was Kamala digging the sounds
while Tim Walz conducted his baying hounds!
They'll make sure our civil rights survive
without going back to 1905!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Out from his coffin came Stephen Miller!
Seems he was troubled, and feeling iller!
He opened the lid, and shook his fist
and said...
"Trump didn't need this Dukakis-tank twist!"
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Now, everything's cool, Harris cleansed the Ellipse
while the Monster Trash crashes, stumbles and trips.
For you, the living, this Trash was meant, too:
When you go out to vote, remember: Donald hates you!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Hurr! Trash bad!
Easy, J.D., you couch-shagging boy!
Hurr! Trash bad!
(instrumental fadeout)
I was working in the lab, so I do tell
when my nose beheld an eerie smell.
For that monster, a big fat fascist schmuck
suddenly boarded a garbage truck!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
From the Puerto Rican barrios
to the story-time drag queens of San Francisco
they've had enough of the Donald Trump Show
and to the polls, for Harris, they're going to go!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Beyoncé was having fun!
The party had just begun!
The guests included Taylor
Swift and Dolly Parton!
The scene was Kamala digging the sounds
while Tim Walz conducted his baying hounds!
They'll make sure our civil rights survive
without going back to 1905!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Out from his coffin came Stephen Miller!
Seems he was troubled, and feeling iller!
He opened the lid, and shook his fist
and said...
"Trump didn't need this Dukakis-tank twist!"
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkyard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Now, everything's cool, Harris cleansed the Ellipse
while the Monster Trash crashes, stumbles and trips.
For you, the living, this Trash was meant, too:
When you go out to vote, remember: Donald hates you!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
(The Monster Trash!)
It was a junkard smash!
(He did the Trash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(He did the Trash!)
He did the Monster Trash!
Hurr! Trash bad!
Easy, J.D., you couch-shagging boy!
Hurr! Trash bad!
(instrumental fadeout)
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To paraphrase the title of one of our songs: "Dreck Garbage"
Don't forget trash day is Tuesday. America will take out the trash of dementia donald once and for all ;-p
Whine - bad. Fire Dump - good. Heil Rump - no good.
Hey, good news, KommieLiar Whoreass rimmers: Richard Spencer lost!
In Trump's America, you had to take out the trash.
In Biden's America, trash had to take out YOU!
In Biden's America, trash had to take out YOU!
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!
What happened to your predictions. Why do you think the election turned out the way it did?
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