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Song Parodies -> "Daschund Dash"
Original Song Title:
"Monster Mash"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby 'Boris' Pickett
Parody Song Title:
"Daschund Dash"
Parody Written by:
Larry Hensley
The Lyrics
I was walking with my lab late one night
And when he dashed off, I got a fright
I held onto the leash while he ran around
At the hydrant, more dogs he found
He did the dash
He did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a hydrant smash
He did the dash
Into it he did crash
He did the dash
He did the daschund dash
And my daschunds ran out and they jumped the fence
And then they did commit one more awful offense
Attacked the mailman, and he ran away
Where they should be, they don't ever stay
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a mailman smashed
They did the dash
Into him they did crash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The doggies were having fun
Halloween had just begun
We had a costume party
Those scared dogs had to run
We had a good time, I was eating some mounds
I had to run, so I could find the hounds
The german shepherds from next door ran quickly
They ran down the road, we could plainly see
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was clear we were smashed
They did the dash
And they left in a flash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
While they were hiding, found my dogs soon
Seems they were howling, at the full moon
They're now in the yard, some kids walk by
They said, "Hey there, dogs! Want some candy? The ones we don't like?"
They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
They hate the candy stash
They ate, then dashed
And they pooped in a flash
They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash
Now everything's cool, dogs are in the back lawn
Now my dogs won't dash, and I let out a yawn
People are leaving, the party's all done
But the dogs decided, they just wanted to run
I let them dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
This time nothing was smashed
I let them dash
They came back in a flash
I let them dash
They did the daschund dash
And when he dashed off, I got a fright
I held onto the leash while he ran around
At the hydrant, more dogs he found
He did the dash
He did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a hydrant smash
He did the dash
Into it he did crash
He did the dash
He did the daschund dash
And my daschunds ran out and they jumped the fence
And then they did commit one more awful offense
Attacked the mailman, and he ran away
Where they should be, they don't ever stay
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a mailman smashed
They did the dash
Into him they did crash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The doggies were having fun
Halloween had just begun
We had a costume party
Those scared dogs had to run
We had a good time, I was eating some mounds
I had to run, so I could find the hounds
The german shepherds from next door ran quickly
They ran down the road, we could plainly see
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was clear we were smashed
They did the dash
And they left in a flash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
While they were hiding, found my dogs soon
Seems they were howling, at the full moon
They're now in the yard, some kids walk by
They said, "Hey there, dogs! Want some candy? The ones we don't like?"
They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
They hate the candy stash
They ate, then dashed
And they pooped in a flash
They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash
Now everything's cool, dogs are in the back lawn
Now my dogs won't dash, and I let out a yawn
People are leaving, the party's all done
But the dogs decided, they just wanted to run
I let them dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
This time nothing was smashed
I let them dash
They came back in a flash
I let them dash
They did the daschund dash
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Guess we both mashed into Halloween...cute and funny idea here...get a long little doggies!...fives up
doggone good...5s
It's a weiner. 5s
Thanks AFW, Alvin, and John.
Brilliantly clever & cleverly cute!
Thanks Johnny.
(CLASSIC) LOL!
Very funny, and by not capitalizing "mounds" it made me wonder for a second what you were eating. :-0
This is fantastic work.
Thanks Adagio, Red Ant, and Scathe.
(Classic tourney) Weinerdogs!
Classic: Larry, I thought this was brilliant. Laughed out loud at work, and had to show the boss (who also enjoyed it).
Dawg this song was wiggidty-whack!!!
Thanks Agri, Jeff, and Matthias.
(Classic) See above and watch your step below!
Thanks Johnny.
(2005 SOTM Wildcard) Already voted and commented.....funny one.
Thanks Adagio.
i thought this was pretty cool!
Thanks Katera.
(SOTM Wild Card 05) You do know that giving dogs chocolate is poisonous, right? Good effort.
Thanks Cat, I did not know that.
(SOTM Wild) Already, but wanted to note that "Walking with my lab" is a great intro!
Thanks Agri.
Writers to Critics are like Lampposts to dogs but this parody is territorial pissings galore on TOS and I'm sniffing out some 5s.
Thanks Peter.
(WILDCARD) This was my favourite song in Year 2. Comical throughout, have some 5s.
Thanks Luke.
(WILDCARD) Very odd...but that's how Weird Al makes a living. Good job, Larry.
I thought I'd commented on this one already: it's loads of fun (and reminds me I've got one on the drawing board for this OS)
Thanks Bob and Phil.
Very entertaining parody. I somewhat wish you had capitalized the "mounds" you were eating, but this had a lot of good lines. This parody would make a good video, but it would need some trained dogs, not your independent critters.
Thanks John.
Repeat the last comment-izzo home dawg!!!
(WILD) everyone was doing the Daschund Dash in the hip discos of Berlin recently, Larry - I think you've got a hit on your hands (paws) - 555
Thanks Matthias and Stu.
(WILD) See above and I second John J's comment. One of your best works Larry.
Thanks Red.
"Hydrant smash" - heh heh. And I agree with Red Ant on the joy of the (deliberately?) vague "mounds" line. So did you hear about that prize-winning whippet that did the "Dachshund Dash" at the JFK airport recently? Maybe you could do a whippet parody. Let's see... is there a song out there that sounds like "whippet"?... hmmm...I'd better Devote some thought to that...
Thanks Spaff. I meant the chocolate bar. Didn't hear about the whippet, but good idea on that other parody.
WILD- I love how you turned 'working in the lab' at the beginning to 'walking with my lab'. Very entertaining, Larry.
Thanks Mikey.
(WILDCARD) What all the other "Johnny D's" said above.
Thanks Johnny.
(Wild Card) This parody hasn't lost its humor.
Thanks Scathe.
Wildcard...Funny funny funny! Many giggles throughout!
Thanks Arwen.
ITs so true
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