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Song Parodies -> "Hot Flash"
Original Song Title:
"Splish Splash"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Darin
Parody Song Title:
"Hot Flash"
Parody Written by:
Ken Ingram
The Lyrics
Splish splash, I have a hot flash,
just about every night…
rub a dub in an ice filled tub,
make me feel just about right,
Well I begin to swear, but I don’t care,
I get the heebie jeebies, and I’m growing new hair,
Splish, Splash I jumped back in the bath
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
There was sweatin and bloatin,
Itching and scratching, memory loss happenin
The girls were a saggin…
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
It’s fate, I’m gaining some weight,
Every time I open my mouth,
Flip flop the girls never stop
On their way down south,
But the night sweats come, no matter what I do,
Good Golly Miss Molly what’s a girl gonna do
Splish, Splash I jumped back in the bath
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
There was sweatin and bloatin,
Itching and scratching, memory loss happenin
The girls were a saggin…
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
repeat chorus
just about every night…
rub a dub in an ice filled tub,
make me feel just about right,
Well I begin to swear, but I don’t care,
I get the heebie jeebies, and I’m growing new hair,
Splish, Splash I jumped back in the bath
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
There was sweatin and bloatin,
Itching and scratching, memory loss happenin
The girls were a saggin…
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
It’s fate, I’m gaining some weight,
Every time I open my mouth,
Flip flop the girls never stop
On their way down south,
But the night sweats come, no matter what I do,
Good Golly Miss Molly what’s a girl gonna do
Splish, Splash I jumped back in the bath
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
There was sweatin and bloatin,
Itching and scratching, memory loss happenin
The girls were a saggin…
how was I suppose to know the change was comin on
repeat chorus
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Who's the troll? I thought this was good - especially since the generation that danced to the OS is long past menopause.
The 2Eagle said. Given its bumpy-to-begin-with rhythm, this OS isn't the easiest, and, beyond tweaking someone's particular bugbear, this well-written parody's jocular treatment of its topic is hardly as off-putting as some I've read that are clearly in savage pursuit of an "agenda." 5s from me.
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