L.A. on Mondays
Smog City deserves its rap
Gridlock on freeways
Cars are stalled, and we're all breathing crap

Green plans got scuttled
Couldn't find a way to pay
We need more shuttles
Budget's crunch ev'ry Monday in L.A.!

You can't go jog without breathing in smog
Healthy people often collapse
Passing new laws just might open the doors
Don't let your trip out doors make you gasp

You're chest starts heaving
You're out of breath and can't speak
Your voice is wheezing
And your feeling your knees getting week
It's tough on hot days in L.A.

L.A. on hot days
Smog City's making you gasp
Free up, your airways
Make a call, city halls in your grasp

And if you've got asthma
Don't go out during the day
There's a miasma
That will waft on a hot day in L.A.

You can go drive up/down Rodeo drive
Watching shoppers start dropping fast
Enacting laws, is always a recourse
Is a bill waiting for us to pass?

Your lungs are burning
Your anger begins to seethe
The wheels aren't turning
Does the mayor even care you cannot breath
That's you on hot days in L.A.
So true on hot days in L.A.