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Song Parodies -> "Missed Mass"
Original Song Title:
"Splish Splash"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Darin
Parody Song Title:
"Missed Mass"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Missed mass, I was takin' a pass
All about a Sabbath day morn
Shooby doo, won't get me in a pew
I got no need to be reborn
Well I don't dig no Father
Don't dig no Son
Don't dig no Ghost, just wanna
Dig in to brunch and so I
Missed mass, don't wanna kiss no ass
As far as we all know there's something fishy goin' on
I was a-passin' on the massin'
Feelin' not like kneelin'
Layin' off the prayin'
Teamin' with the demons, yeah...
Yip yap, it's a big load o' crap
Worshipping some dead hippie guy
Shim sham, what a sweet little scam
Your payoff comes as soon as you die
Well there's the Cath-o-lics and the
Baptists too
Methodists and Muslims and them wacky Hindu
Oh well I
Missed mass, they all just want your cash
I went and put my thinking cap on
I was a-passin' on the massin'
Missin' the ass-kissin'
Rejectin' the collectin'
Layin' off the prayin', yeah...
Had not a smidgen of religion
Rantin' bout the chantin'
Stoppin' stairway shoppin'
Feelin' not like kneelin', yeah.....
All about a Sabbath day morn
Shooby doo, won't get me in a pew
I got no need to be reborn
Well I don't dig no Father
Don't dig no Son
Don't dig no Ghost, just wanna
Dig in to brunch and so I
Missed mass, don't wanna kiss no ass
As far as we all know there's something fishy goin' on
I was a-passin' on the massin'
Feelin' not like kneelin'
Layin' off the prayin'
Teamin' with the demons, yeah...
Yip yap, it's a big load o' crap
Worshipping some dead hippie guy
Shim sham, what a sweet little scam
Your payoff comes as soon as you die
Well there's the Cath-o-lics and the
Baptists too
Methodists and Muslims and them wacky Hindu
Oh well I
Missed mass, they all just want your cash
I went and put my thinking cap on
I was a-passin' on the massin'
Missin' the ass-kissin'
Rejectin' the collectin'
Layin' off the prayin', yeah...
Had not a smidgen of religion
Rantin' bout the chantin'
Stoppin' stairway shoppin'
Feelin' not like kneelin', yeah.....
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:-) (say, why is there no "you'll be damned in Hell, sinner!" smiley?)
Amen to everything in your song, brother. Hilarious!
Hallejuah! 555.
"Teamin' with the demons"...love it! All fives for you, sinner!
ROFLMAO!!! I don't watch a lot of Simpsons, but for some reason I was picturing Homer Simpson singing this.
Claude P - Well, hell, I've got to give you 5's for this. Great job - really clever.
Excellent job, Claude!
Great job! 555!
Hey, thanks everyone! And Melhi, you must've seen the episode where Homer rips his pants and stays home from church and has the BEST DAY EVER (fave line: "Everybody's STUPID but me!")
this is a masterpiece....funniest one i've read for quite a while... thanks for the laughs
Here's a five tined pitchfork for you Claude!
Great stuff here, Claude! You was a-passin' on the massin'! Yes, you wasn't dealin' with the kneelin'! Yeah, you was reprovin' the improvin'! Hey, preferred the brunchin' to the hunchin'! You wasn't rollin' with the soulin', spurnin' all the sermons! Hey-Yeah!!! d;:^)
Bravo, clever parody, Claude! 5's from this recovering rc.
Belated thanks Alvin, Merry, Bob, Johnny--some good lines there by the way, Bob; esp liked the brunch/hunch one.
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