-> "More Of The Same (State Of The Union Speech)"
Original Song Title:
"Two Of A Kind"
Original Performer:
Bobby Darin and Johnny Mercer
Parody Song Title:
"More Of The Same (State Of The Union Speech)"
The Lyrics
More of the same,
Tonight I'll be saying - still more of the same.
Press hails my name
Like jackasses braying. They're mine but it's lame.
I'm King of the Realm. I won my election
So my new direction's not tame.
But I'll still kick it up, stick it up, trick it up.
More of the same.
Soak the rich! Watch me baiting and switch.
I now answer to none.
Over-reach as I give each new speech.
It's a barrel of fun.
Now I can say
All things I'm believing. I've got my mandate.
Do it my way!
No clever deceiving. Big government state!
Fund more green jobs, 'though not shovel-ready.
Big spending's so heady, my game.
So I say here tonight with delight "Screw the right"!
More of the same.
Placing the blame
On all who oppose me - for I have no shame.
Flaunting my fame
For you can't depose me. Keys(1) sings I'm aflame.
I'm chipping away - at the Constitution
And no restitution you'll claim.
Behind my screen of smoke watch me joke as I choke
You with the frame.
Look at me as I rule by decree.
I'm scaling Rushmore's heights.
Smashing dents - in first two amendments
And curbing all your rights.
Raising the debt.
New taxes? I've spent it. The budget I break.
I'm not done yet.
As Hil(2) told the Senate - "What dif' does it make?"
For I can lean of the Fed - to print up much more money(3)
And like Easter's bunny it came.
So I'll inflate the buck like a schmuck. It will suck!
More of the same.
Giving you stuff
Gets me re-elected, 'though we're all going broke.
It's never enough
For I have directed - working people we'll choke.
Concluding tonight, I'm blessing the U.S.
My wife's such a fabulous dame.
I'll turn and thank my Joe(4). Does he know he's a schmoe?
Boehner(5) I'll maim!
So now all bow to me rev'rently as you see
More of the same.
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