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Song Parodies -> "I Fought The Dogs (But The Law Won)"
Original Song Title:
"I Fought The Law"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Fuller Four
Parody Song Title:
"I Fought The Dogs (But The Law Won)"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
OS first line wasn't changed, because I hope it comes true.
I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the dogs, but the law won
I slaughtered dogs, but the law won
I gambled money; now I'm undone
I choked the dogs, but the law won
I smoked the dogs, but the law won
It's not enough to be a quarterback
I need a bit more fun
Occasion'lly, a dog I'd whack
I offed the dogs, but the law won
I sloughed the dogs, but the law won
I staged fatal duels for pit bulls
Got thrills from fights, but the law won
Cheering their bites, but the law won
The prison guards are tough-as-sh*t bulls [1]
I wasted dogs, but the law won
Lambasted dogs, but the law won
I get my kicks from canine pal abuse
I kill them when they're done
My kennel now is really "Bad Newz"
I drowned the dogs, but the law won
In pound like dogs, is where I'm gone.
[1] "Bull" - slang for cop or prison guard (USA only?)
I fought the dogs, but the law won
I slaughtered dogs, but the law won
I gambled money; now I'm undone
I choked the dogs, but the law won
I smoked the dogs, but the law won
It's not enough to be a quarterback
I need a bit more fun
Occasion'lly, a dog I'd whack
I offed the dogs, but the law won
I sloughed the dogs, but the law won
I staged fatal duels for pit bulls
Got thrills from fights, but the law won
Cheering their bites, but the law won
The prison guards are tough-as-sh*t bulls [1]
I wasted dogs, but the law won
Lambasted dogs, but the law won
I get my kicks from canine pal abuse
I kill them when they're done
My kennel now is really "Bad Newz"
I drowned the dogs, but the law won
In pound like dogs, is where I'm gone.
[1] "Bull" - slang for cop or prison guard (USA only?)
Apologies to Stella for a similarly-named but different-themed parody. Kinda surprised no one thought of the Vick/OS connection before. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.
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| 5 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
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the best vick parody to come down the pike
I'd give it a 7 to match Vick's number -- that is, before he becomes a prisoner and gets a different number -- but you'll have to settle for a 5. Look at it this way: That's 35 in dog ratings.
Tricky and excellent title....I see some dog must've oned you..
alvin, thanks much... Michael Pacholek, thanks; good one :) .... AFW, thanks - I'd say more likely that some NFL player left the low votes. :)
My pit bull said to give you 5's...
Ya think I'm gonna argue with him, Merry? (thanks)
Two syllables... ProMax
TJC: Two syllables: Thank you!
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