-> "Bunny"
Original Song Title:
"Honey"
Parody Song Title:
"Bunny"
The Lyrics
got a rabbit, watched it grow, fed it carrots, even though it wasn't smart
I pulled his ears, and he got mad, the first day that I had that thing, I was all heart
then the foxes quickly came and I ran out shooed them away so he wouldn't die
he hopped around all excited, slipped and fell, I laughed till I cried
knew I'd have the tasty parts, kidneys lungs, and then the heart, yes, I knew so..
I almost fed him to the puppy, that I got christmas eve, 2 years ago
I though that it would embarras him, when I knew he'd be tasting great,
but it never showed
cause he sure knew that he'd be dyin, later on he would be fryin,
with escargot
and bunny, I miss you, though you tasted good
and I'd love to reheat you if I only could
he bit my dong and he was sad, so afraid that I'd be mad, but what the heck
though I pretended hard to be he could see right through to me,
I'd wring his neck
I came home unexpectedly and caught him eating celery in the middle of the day
and it was early in the spring, with vegetables, and rice and things
that he was flambe'
and bunny, I miss you, though you tasted good
and I'd love to reheat you if I only could
one day when I was not at home, my dog found you and cleaned your bones
and you went away
now all I have is memories of bunny and I wake up nights and call his name
now I have an empty plate 'cause he was good and he was great I ate him up
a small cloud passed overhead, and wetted on that bunny bed where bunny laid
I ate him up when he had grown, a meal for two, twas not my own, my doggie too
and bunny lasted several days, but exlax had it's evil ways, now bunny poo
and bunny, I miss you, though you tasted good
and I'd love to reheat you if I only could
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