Bony, she's kinda bony.
There's not much meat there coverin' her bones.
She is so bony, she's really bony.
Get her some bologna or even a scone.

Now she's a model, a bony model.
Away from home, but won't eat ice cream cone.
That's why she's bony, I say she's too bony.
How 'bout a slice of provolone?

Burgers, never a burger.
She eats no burgers; yeah, she's kinda pale.
She looks like Gandhi, yes, kinda like Gandhi.
Did she just turn sideways?; she's thin as a rail.

Yes she's a model, a highly-paid model.
Weighs out her coke. Doesn't need ice cream cone.
That's why she's bony, she's truly bony.
How 'bout a slice of provolone?