well, it floors me, there's no motor 'neath the hood
it floors me, that he runs to push it good
it floors me, they use rocks to build homes
it floors me, what they make outta bones
but i sure don't feel like i'm alone
everybody loves flintstones

well, it floors me, when they're eatin' mammoth meat
it floors me, they use reptile skins for sheets
it floors me, when ol' dino starts to roar
it floors me, when ol' fred begins to snore
but i sure don't feel like i'm alone
everybody loves flintstones

well, it floors me, that they named their baby, pebbles
i'm floored that bam-bam wound up with the rubbles
it floors me cause fred's got a big ol' butt
it floors me cause the same goes for his gut
but i sure don't feel like i'm alone
everybody loves flintstones

it floors me, that a spaceman is his friend
it floors me, when he knocks down bowlin' pins
it floors me, that he joined up with a lodge
i'm floored by his ol' car in the garage
but i sure don't feel like i'm alone
everybody loves flintstones

i'm floored they use a conch shell for a phone
i'm floored by all the gizmos that they own
it floors me, cause he always needs a shave
it floors me, when his kitty misbehaves
but i sure don't feel like i'm alone
everybody loves flintstones