-> "Everybody Must Get 1s"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Must Get Stoned"
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Must Get 1s"
The Lyrics
{intro}
[1s guy]:
Well, I'll one ya if ya grammer aint two gudd (yeah!)
I'll one you if you're singin' 'bout your wood (yep!)
I'll one you if your words are real dumb (dee dee dee!)
And I'll one you if you talk from your bum (brrippp!)
You will find that 3's your total sum (ching!)
When I vote ya 1 - 1 - 1! (whooo!)
[Another 1s guy]:
Well, I'll one you when I cannot keep the beat (yeah!)
I'll one you if you will not be discreet (too bad!)
I'll one you when you write about crack and whores (yes he will!)
I'll one you.... until your ass is sore (ouch!)
So look out now 'cause here it comes (wheee!)
Givin' you tha 1 - 1 - 1! (squeal like a pig!)
[1s girl]:
I'll one you when you stress the wrong syl-LAB-les (F!)
I'll one you when a song's mislabled (like this 'one'?!)*
I'll one you if you say you like to *bleep* (hmmph!)
I'll one you when your rhyming really sucks (yes, she will!)
And if I hear a bunch of lame ass puns
Then I'll click ya won - won - won! (blah!)
{solo}
[1s couple]:
Well, we'll one you if you're joking 'bout the dead (ass!)
For good measure we will one you once again (Elvis lives!)
We'll one you if you're taking things too far (like what?)
Like singin' of crap, piss, puke, puss, and farts (whew!)
But mostly we do it 'cause it's fun (ah!)
[All one-voters]
EVERYBODY MUST GET ONES! (yeah!)
[Ones baby]:
NO FIVES! (gaga!)
{solo}
[Me]:
Well, it doesn't matter when you vote me low (sure doesn't)
'cause what's sad is that you still live at home (oooh burn!)
Your unobombs are anything but brave (weak)
Anonymice will never show their face (eek!)
So, I guess your tribute's fin'lly done (what do I say?)
SLAP ME WITH THA 1 - 1 - 1! (yay!)
{outro}
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 4.7 | |
How Funny: | 4.6 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.6 | |
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Total Votes: | 24 |
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