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Song Parodies -> "All You Democrats"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Tambourine Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"All You Democrats"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Hey! All you Democratic Candidates, Let's Roll!
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for.
So while George Bush's Empire hides it's head in the sand,
They screw the working man,
Left us SOL while they all play their wargames,.
Howard Dean is coming dudes, better shout "Run away!"
Like Monty Python's scared army,
And Dennis the Menace Kucinich is standing strong and proud.
Hey! All you Democrats, Presidential wannabes,
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for.
Though Edwards is a Southerner he's got alot of spunk, And Gephardt's a good one , but we all hate Lieberman 'cause he's boring,
But if you hear Al Sharpton spewing out loads of BS,
I know he's hard to digest, and Bob Graham is not the best ,
And Moseley-Braun is on the quest, it's just their shadows you're
Seein' that their chasing.
Hey! All you Democratic Candidates, Let's Roll!
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for..
Take me for a trip upon John Kerry's Boston ship,
He's ready for their tricks, when fact and fiction they will mix,
They shot JFK for kicks, did Watergate and Willy Horton ads.
And Kerry fought in Vietnam, while George Bush stayed at home,
Snorting coke in his dorm room, and if Kerry's the nominee,
I promise to vote for him.
Hey! All you Democratic Candidates, Let's Roll!
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for.
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for.
So while George Bush's Empire hides it's head in the sand,
They screw the working man,
Left us SOL while they all play their wargames,.
Howard Dean is coming dudes, better shout "Run away!"
Like Monty Python's scared army,
And Dennis the Menace Kucinich is standing strong and proud.
Hey! All you Democrats, Presidential wannabes,
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for.
Though Edwards is a Southerner he's got alot of spunk, And Gephardt's a good one , but we all hate Lieberman 'cause he's boring,
But if you hear Al Sharpton spewing out loads of BS,
I know he's hard to digest, and Bob Graham is not the best ,
And Moseley-Braun is on the quest, it's just their shadows you're
Seein' that their chasing.
Hey! All you Democratic Candidates, Let's Roll!
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for..
Take me for a trip upon John Kerry's Boston ship,
He's ready for their tricks, when fact and fiction they will mix,
They shot JFK for kicks, did Watergate and Willy Horton ads.
And Kerry fought in Vietnam, while George Bush stayed at home,
Snorting coke in his dorm room, and if Kerry's the nominee,
I promise to vote for him.
Hey! All you Democratic Candidates, Let's Roll!
Don't get sleepy 'cause we need you bad in '04.
Hey! All you Candidates, in Jefferson's Party,
Keep your integrity and one of yooou, we'll vote for.
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Love the sentiment, but the song needs work. Just like the 3 million people who've lost their jobs since Georgie Bush was appointed President.
I love how both Democrats and republicans claim Jefferson to be an influence on their party.....the Dems should take a look at Jeffersons policies....frankly I think if Jefferson lived today, he would be of neither party......but remember this too....Jefferson had slaves, Lincoln (of the GOP) freed the slaves
Hey, Adam! I was wondering when you were going to write that parody of Over The Rainbow regarding heroin addiction. What would be even better is if you could write it about Judy Garland's addiction problems.
My one regret is the line, "they shot JFK". No, LHO acted alone.
No, actually there were two snipers based on the impact points and trajectories in chronological sequence. The WC report was and always will be full of sh-t. Multiple scientific CG and physical reconstructions of the events based on empirical evidence refute your disproven claim. LHO was a stooge who took the fall and died for it.
Did THEY also kill Hoffa, Bruce Lee, and Marilyn Monroe??? Inquiring minds want to know!!!
To respond to "?", better late than never ;-p I just saw I wrote that line "They shot JFK for kicks". What a difference 20 years makes! I went through the looking glass a long time ago and no, "they" didn't kill JFK, Ozzy did it alone. Just wanted to clear that up now that the 60th anniversary is here. Hoffa, not sure, Bruce Lee: I think an aspirin allergic reaction, Marilyn simple OD. Sorry all you Conspiracy Theorists! That gives me an idea: my next parody will be a Conspiracy Theory one!
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