-> "Subster's Cranium Foams With Booze"
Original Song Title:
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Subster's Cranium Foams With Booze"
The Lyrics
Dommie's into baseness
Whipping up the discipline
You're in a chain vest
Slinking around this governess
The hand of the wench gropes
Whacks stout, makes soft
Says to don a sack cloth
Wants to make your pain loft
Hooked knout rips
It's thumpin' your nips
Odd gross wind
Cuffs are chewing up your skin
You're battered, struck like a galley slave
Cookin' like a stewed hen
The hands of this lewd femme slap
As your twig bends
Wants a leather-collared thrill
Your woe does not end
Baggy-bunned street slut
Lace holds her rack up
Stockings packed with meat cuts
Pants at your red butt
The hoe's lash heads your way
Hag's a mess, but men would say
Her trussed bust would never sway
Orders up some pee-play
Soot-mouthed witch
Her patter's in a ditch
Talks with her lips closed
Low-rise hoe-clothes
Fetters fray the lady's hose
A very astounding dire pose
Creepy stream flows
Blotchy stain grows
You don't need a wetter damp
To know this game's a sin-show
Belt's slick, welts swell
Janglin' sound, a pink well
Swing spell, hard to quell
If anything, you're goin' to hell
Pride's marred, whet's scarred
Whip cracks, strikes tail
Hips ail, bum's flailed
Joint is harmed and gets assailed
Brook trout lips
Sure runnin' with drips
Amuse her, tease her
Chick likes boozers
Have an round of Beams with her
Girl plies a knurled tool
Looks to floor a crude fool
Don't call or greet her
Watch the sharks that tweet her
Ah, get scorned, read porn
Warped tramp, thrown lance, spurned advance
Get stressed, oppressed
Try to please this temptress
Knees jerk, feet spin, thighs twitch
Throat squeals, toes itch
Many fears of rulin'
By the slut who runs this slave ship
Crooked out tricks
They're creepy and sick
Better jump up and ramble
Cry for help and scramble
Don't dare amble
Try to avoid the brambles
Don't wanna be undone
You better soon run
Your rump sure hurts
'Cause this gambol's such a shambles
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