-> "Bob Dylan's Selling Cars"
Original Song Title:
"Ballad of a Thin Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bob Dylan's Selling Cars"
Parody Written by:
John Sargent
The Lyrics
You turned on the TV
To watch the big football game
You do this every February
And every year it’s all the same
They tell how much the ads cost
And it seems like such a shame
But it’s on in every home, club and bar
A hard rain must be falling on highway 61
Cause Bob Dylan is selling cars
The times they are a changing
And the cars are changing too
The designers are forever young
The hot color is Baby Blue
But it’s alright Ma
Cause all I really want to do
Is forget about playing the guitar
Cause it’s positively 4th street
In your new 5th Avenue
When Bob Dylan is selling cars
You won’t need a weatherman
The wipers sense the weather
The seats are upholstered
With Spanish leather
That comes from Maggies Farm
And Detroit puts them together
I like to drive around for hours
But if I get stopped I might shoot the deputy
Cause Bob Dylan is selling cars
He asks you to sit
Behind the station wagon wheel
Then he asks you
“How does it feel”
He’ll say “Don’t think twice”
This is such a great deal
A gallon of gas will take you twice as far
He could sell ice to Quinn the Eskimo
Cause Bob Dylan’s selling cars
These accelerate quickly
Like an answer blowin in the wind
But you ain’t goin nowhere
Till you buy one my fried
Cause all along the watchtower
Big Brother is looking in
And he’ll get you wherever you are
But I’ll be on all alone, like a rolling stone
Cause Bob Dylan is selling cars
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