-> "My Barack Pages"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"My Back Pages"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"My Barack Pages"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Crimson, blue bestrode my ears
Pledging Hope and mighty change
Bright rainbow on red white roads
Using ideals to arrange
“We’ll close down Gitmo soon' said I
Proud ’neath furrowed brow
Ah, but I was so much bolder then
We're dumber than that now
Half-baked Drudge Reports leaked forth
“Rip down all hate,” I screamed
Lies that men are black and white
Spoke from my skull. I dreamed
Romantic facts of MLK
Foundationed deep, somehow
Ah, but I was so much bolder then
I'm dumber than that now
Famed faces formed the forward path
To build a legacy
To popularizing politics through Bear Grylls and Jay Z
Put down by tea evangelists
Unthought of, though, somehow
Ah, but I was so much bolder then
We're dumber than that now
A self defeating national pride
Too ingrained to uproot
Spouted socialised healthcare
Is just Marxism being cute
“Healthcare for all,” I spoke the words
As if a wedding vow
Ah, but I was so much bolder then
We're dumber than that now
In a soldier’s stance, I aimed my drones
Into the Middle East
Fearing not that I’d become my enemy
In the instant that I preach
A red line led to confused reports
Mutiny from Stern to Maddow
Ah, but I was so much bolder then
We're dumber than that now.
Yes, my sass brought laughs when abstract threats
Too far fetched to forsee
Led me to assuming
I would cede to Hillary
Good and bad, I defined these terms
Quite clear, no doubt, somehow
Ah, but I was so much bolder then
We're dumber than that now
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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