Well, restraints show through on hips and thunder thighs, babe
Grippin' to hold clothes size down
When the strain's profuse, you'll rip and sunder sides, babe
It'll sever new plump gown
When your looser clothes tend to make men yawn
Look out for bimbos and stylish blondes
You'll be grievin' an' babblin' on
Don't shrink tights, fit's all right

An' I ain't so crude when a-yearnin' for your sight, babe
Delight, my treasure trove
An' I ain't so rude concernin' your curved tights, babe
I'm on a lark, my love just grows
With my miss wearin' somethin' to induce this state
I try t' make it plain, I find this great
I never did too much gawkin' at your weight
So, don't shrink tights, fit's all right

Oh, complaints won't do in stallin' pounds you gain, gal
Gripes your clever tongue retorts
Vented claims let loose, appallin' sounds of pain, gal
Strident sneers an' many snorts
I'm a-slinkin' and a-blund'rin', talkin', great mounds extolled
Prized buns of a woman, so wild t' behold
I live for these charms that you want t' control
But don't shrink tights, fit's all right

So strong, sunny shade
Swear I'm proud, my grand belle
Good vibes are too good t' gird, maid
So I exclaim, shared dreams swell
My brain's sayin', you seem t' me sublime
Your look is unfettered an' my hopes climb
Your butt kinda hastens my breathless chimes
So, don't shrink tights, fit's all right