-> "Trunt’s SubSapiens Troll Clique Goons"
Original Song Title:
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trunt’s SubSapiens Troll Clique Goons"
Parody Written by:
S. Chatology
The Lyrics
Donnie is a rapist
Stickin’ in his mini splint
In rat-rug raiment
Stickin’ up the government.
He carries a stench, goat
Scam lout paid off
He has the brain-dead, bought
And he’s takin’ in lots
Look out! Fix was in; your vote nixed
He got instated ’cause of Vlad’s intent
The Web’s corrupted in that day
By Russian Nyet “gent”
You’re scammed by the goon-shtik crap
that your way’s sent
He’ll help to sponsor the bills
that rob you of rent
Nasty dames and coots
With Vlad in cahoots
Talkin’ what in loo’s pooped
hopin’ you’ll be duped
Dronin’ crap every day
Scammin’ is their only play
They’re just schmucks in Russia’s pay
Orders come the “Da!” way
Back then fix was in
You’d been tricked
Wanking sick schmoes
Each has his nose
Up where the number 2 flows
Snd aroma’s not that of rose
“Elected” ho’s; all that each knows
How to do feather-bed scams
Into their bags windfall goes
They get licked and fell-
ated—patrons drink gel
They rail, loudly yell
So obvious they don’t think well
Retard chumps fail
Rent cracks get nailed
Your swale’s impaled
All of them should be in jail
Look fast, kids!
Gaetz craves your traffic
Like Jordan, loser, sick abuser
And Green, Nazi fever
Cursed dicks and jerk tools
Always look for new fools
Faux, hollow “leaders”
DC’s a disease breeder
True to form they scorn
Voters and dance
’round the facts, these pests
Bleat, “Yes”! under patron duress
Sleaze scourge that skim and grift
And steal, you’re stiffed
Those who hear, they’re foolin’
While from pockets money they lift
Look out! Fix is in, hidden tricks
Wretched chumps, clowns and rat-trolls
Glorified panhandle
On laps dandle
Patrons that keep their bags full
These wannabes are bums
And losers so dumb
The chumps, a scourge
Pad their bags till crooks are swag-filled
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