Song Parodies -> "He Dresses Like A Little Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like A Woman"

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Original Performer:

"He Dresses Like A Little Girl"

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The Lyrics

If Dylan was a transvestite, it mighta' sounded somethin' like this

My buddy, feels no shame
Tonite, he's cross dressing again
Everybody knows
He's a guy in girls clothes
And lately I' ve seen polish on his toes
But his real name is MERLE

Yea he dates, just like a woman
Gets irate, just like a woman
And he fellates, just like a woman
But he dresses like a little girl

Queen Mary, he's my friend
I believe, he's taking hormone shots again
Nobody's ever guessed
There's a prick under his dress
Especially since he shaved of his mustache
He said it clashed, with his pearls

Yea he dates, just like a woman
Gets irate , just like a woman
He fellates, just like a woman
But he dresses like a little girl

He was cruising down the street
In his finest dress when this cop on the beat
Pulled him aside

Said"I love those sexy heels", slipped his hand beneath the dress, copped a feel
Then his eyes got wide
And I heard him cry, "OY VEY, I
Think I'm sick.
I can't, believe she's got a dick
If we meet again
And I'm liquored up on gin
I hope she ain't got whiskers on her chin
It'll make me, want, to , hurl

Yea, he dates
Just like a woman
Gets irate
Just Like a woman
And he fellates
Just like a woman
But he dresses like a little girl

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Adagio - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny! 5's

Queen Merry - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment

What size are you, sweety? Got a dress I could borrow?

Royce Miller - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

been reading and laughing at your parodies

Paul W - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Royce, thanks for the comment. As a newbie I haven't had time to check the archives much but I punched you into the search box and started LMAO at your song titles. I'll catch up on them soon. I thought I died and went to heaven when I found this site, and I'll probably die right here laughing along with everybody else. Keep 'em cummin' and thanks again.

Rick D - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

I got a tape of Dylan hits, and was thinking of doing this, but you nailed it pretty well. I did get to mock "I Want You"

Paul Wooten - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick: I checked out your "Just Like A Woman" and it is AWESOME! I might try my hand at " I WANT EWE" :)

Patty B - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Keep it up! Tooooooooooo funny!

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