I'm The Exaggerator, reader; come and see
A rather cheesy-looking weblog
Which is not quite the worst such to be found
On the Information Stuporbahn;
Creating a healing time and space beyond Reality
Is the ultimate goal thereof, try as I might--
I'm The Exaggerator, readers; check it out
If you're fool enough to do!!

It's The Exaggerator, folks; come and check out
A rather sparking kind of blog,
Though not the same as the National such you may recall
From "A Pup Named Scooby-Doo,"
Nonetheless, the comments offered on the day's headlines
And whatever else is on Your Correspondent's mind
Makes The Exaggerator worth your online time
Most beautiful indeed!

Attention, cybermallrats! The Exaggerator can
Fulfill your online-shopping needs
With the best(?!) selection of e-tailers who
Can fill your every shopping need;
But then again, Your Correspondent feels compelled to include the same
Just to keep you comin' back for more, and to pay the bills--
The Exaggerator is much more than awful opine,
It's online shopping, too!

The Exaggerator, trying hard to avoid
That which plagued the last weblog
Which Your Correspondent had, by name and stylee
Of "the daily phosdex"--
Welcoming your patronage, and bookmarking, too,
As well as telling all your friends about the blog
Known as The Exaggerator; make it worth your time
To kill time there every day....