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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Claus' Christmas Treats"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Brenda Lee
Parody Song Title:
"Mrs. Claus' Christmas Treats"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Day 5 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. If anyone knows baking, it's Mrs. Claus. Her treats are made with love and joy...and totally not anything suspicious, so stop asking! Original Song
Try Mrs. Claus’ Christmas Treats
They’re the best cookies around!
Made with pure love, they’re so tasty
Once you try them you won’t put ‘em down
Chewy and warm, these Christmas Treats
You have got to try these things
Don’t need ice cream or pumpkin pie
They’re the only treats you need!
Also, here’s an unrelated easing should hear
No more coal for naughty children
They can visit Santa’s kitchen!
Try Mrs. Claus’ Christmas Treats
A new contest starts today
Kids who are the most ill-behaved
They’re the first to have a taste
She keep the ingredients a secret, but don’t fear -
Every batch has Joy and Holly
They have heart, for sure - full bodied
Try Mrs. Claus’ Christmas Treats
New flavors for Christmas Day
Peppermint Red or Soylent Green
Run and buy some treats today!
They’re the best cookies around!
Made with pure love, they’re so tasty
Once you try them you won’t put ‘em down
Chewy and warm, these Christmas Treats
You have got to try these things
Don’t need ice cream or pumpkin pie
They’re the only treats you need!
Also, here’s an unrelated easing should hear
No more coal for naughty children
They can visit Santa’s kitchen!
Try Mrs. Claus’ Christmas Treats
A new contest starts today
Kids who are the most ill-behaved
They’re the first to have a taste
She keep the ingredients a secret, but don’t fear -
Every batch has Joy and Holly
They have heart, for sure - full bodied
Try Mrs. Claus’ Christmas Treats
New flavors for Christmas Day
Peppermint Red or Soylent Green
Run and buy some treats today!
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I was hoping that her treats were laced with marijuana instead of human so these unruly children would calm the heck down for once!!
those cookies were... Oh Lord, I'm a cannibal! 5s
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