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Song Parodies -> "Hardrockhiphoppunkyfunkyemotechnodiscocountry"
Original Song Title:
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
Original Performer:
Brian Hyland
Parody Song Title:
"Hardrockhiphoppunkyfunkyemotechnodiscocountry"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
I must be getting old and intolerant.....:-)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!
A pretty boy with some moves and a nice face; (what I got!)
I've got a hank'ring for ce-leb-rity (took a shot!)
And now, because of my new page on Myspace (pretty hot!)
I've just been signed to Sony BMG...
(2, 3, 4.... A & R guys know the score)
I could sing hard rock, hip hop, punky-funky emo-techno-disco-country
Teens would still buy my crappy CDs
Or jazz-pop-doowop, cheesy-easy list'ning-metal-R 'n' B, see?
I've made a fortune from just being me!
(Q,R,S.... Who says you can't buy success?)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!
I started off on American Idol (what a crock!)
Randy Jackson thought I was da bomb (not a shock!)
And though I wailed like a housewife on Midol (Cowell mocked!)
In just a week I was famous.com!
(Alpha, Beta, Gamma... bust a move like MC Hammer)
I could sing hardcore-dancefloor-really silly bluesy-ethnic rockabilly
Score a hit at the drop of a hat
Or gothic-moshpit-L.A. reggae with a grunge-thrash-ballad segue
I wrote my last tune in three minutes flat
(Un, deux, trois.... nailing groupies in my car)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!
So now I hang out with Akon and Justin (homie guys!)
And I've felt Pammy Anderson's bits (what a size!)
With my falsetto and rampant hip thrustin' (chunky thighs!)
There's a Grammy with my name on it...
(3,2,1.... twice the hype, but half the fun)
I could sing Supercalifragilistic, and I'd still be optimistic
That I'd be at the top of the charts
Like Ne-Yo, J-Lo, Fiddy, Diddy; from Kabul to Kansas City
I'd make a million recording my farts
On your TV and your iPod
On your radio all day
Often on Paris Hilton
Guess I've sold out all the way!
A pretty boy with some moves and a nice face; (what I got!)
I've got a hank'ring for ce-leb-rity (took a shot!)
And now, because of my new page on Myspace (pretty hot!)
I've just been signed to Sony BMG...
(2, 3, 4.... A & R guys know the score)
I could sing hard rock, hip hop, punky-funky emo-techno-disco-country
Teens would still buy my crappy CDs
Or jazz-pop-doowop, cheesy-easy list'ning-metal-R 'n' B, see?
I've made a fortune from just being me!
(Q,R,S.... Who says you can't buy success?)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!
I started off on American Idol (what a crock!)
Randy Jackson thought I was da bomb (not a shock!)
And though I wailed like a housewife on Midol (Cowell mocked!)
In just a week I was famous.com!
(Alpha, Beta, Gamma... bust a move like MC Hammer)
I could sing hardcore-dancefloor-really silly bluesy-ethnic rockabilly
Score a hit at the drop of a hat
Or gothic-moshpit-L.A. reggae with a grunge-thrash-ballad segue
I wrote my last tune in three minutes flat
(Un, deux, trois.... nailing groupies in my car)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!
So now I hang out with Akon and Justin (homie guys!)
And I've felt Pammy Anderson's bits (what a size!)
With my falsetto and rampant hip thrustin' (chunky thighs!)
There's a Grammy with my name on it...
(3,2,1.... twice the hype, but half the fun)
I could sing Supercalifragilistic, and I'd still be optimistic
That I'd be at the top of the charts
Like Ne-Yo, J-Lo, Fiddy, Diddy; from Kabul to Kansas City
I'd make a million recording my farts
On your TV and your iPod
On your radio all day
Often on Paris Hilton
Guess I've sold out all the way!
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Is anything you write not SOTM winning material?!?!?! Good job on this song by the way, I've been looking for an angle to do it from
Loved it! That was awesome 5s
Kristof, this is stupendous work, mate!! I was grinning the whole way through this. Lots of greats subs throughout. No opera though? =) 555+
What Red Ant said... though in reply to him: Oprah, yeah, just before rehab :-)
Please give someone else a chance to win the SOTM competitions!!!!!! This was brilliant as always. 555
Fantastic, Kristof! Top marks for this perfectly crafted, masterful `remix` which will assuredly reap SOTM (unless you submit another one tomorrow, that is!)
Oh yeah and check the comments on your recoriding of ( Nothin) Sells Like the Holy Spirit
Most original and creative...Great stuff!
Amusing and more creative than anything I could come up with. Nice.
Brian with a brain. Song of the day!
MDF? That you Mike Florio?
mind boggling wordplay...5s plus
Heaven help me the day I hear THAT genre! But this was pure brilliance, Kris. Loved every note of it!
Matty: Thanks for the ego stroking, mate! This IS a hard one to come up with a theme for..
Jack: Cheers, buddy!
Jack Red: D'oh! Opera! ;-) Thanks for the gracious comments.
Phil: *groan* ;-)
Jason: Well, I've been pretty magnanimous in 2 of the last 3 SOTMs, and expect to get an ass-whupping for April...but cheers, anyway! ;-)
TJC: You getting all Nostradamus on me now? ;-) Thanks
Jack (again): I did...you were most kind
AFW: Danke!
MDF: (Does everyone have security codes for names?) Merci, mon ami..
John: Most appreciated
Alvin: As always, thanks a bunch, mate
Cat: It will come...oh, yes, it will come. ;-) Cheers, sweetie
[bows down] You are the king!
Arise, Sir Wolfie! ;-) Now, if someone could find me a blinkin' line break.....whatever happened to < + br + > ?
he he
what the? where's my thankyou? - oh, I see, I didn't comment - I got distracted after reading it and then it registered as having been read when I returned to new entries, so I assumed I'd commented - anyway, enough excuses - again I bow to your fertile brain and how it keeps coming up with these great ideas for your comic brain to receive and run with - what a combo, oh man with two brains - great stuff KR, as everyone has already said - 555
I know what you mean, Stu - I have a habit of doing that
Kristof - it's gone case-sensitive: < + BR + >
Kristof - it's gone case-sensitive: < + BR + >
In a word: HOLY ****! 5-5-5
Ann: Many thanks for the little chuckle! :-)
Stu: Ain't senility a byatch? I don't know about two brains, mate...however many, they take a lot longer to fire up nowadays. Cheers for the support, mate.
Phil: Thanks for the tip, dude. I shall see if it works with this posting.
Charny: Um, isn't that two words? :-) Many thanks
Stu: Ain't senility a byatch? I don't know about two brains, mate...however many, they take a lot longer to fire up nowadays. Cheers for the support, mate.
Phil: Thanks for the tip, dude. I shall see if it works with this posting.
Charny: Um, isn't that two words? :-) Many thanks
Blew me away. 555
Nice parody...but, with one noteworthy line for both good AND bad + "I'd make a million by recording my farts" (Too funny for words) -"I've felt Pammy Anderson's bits" (Shame on you, seriously!) Since it evens out...suppose I'll add another 555. (Oh, and nice one with that "wailed like a housewife on Midol" line)
(SOTM) This is going to be a tough month for SOTM, and this is only the ninth parody I've read so far. Nice jabs on American Idle. I loved the title subs, the alternate choruses, this was hilarious! Great job, Bryan. 555
^Scratch that! Great job Kristof. Yeah, why would Brian/Bryan Hyland parody his own song? My bad.
(SOTM) Add a comedy cold record to your achievements in this parody (you bass-turd!) :) 55absolutely5!
(SOTM) At first I thought "eh" when I read this, because it reminded me of this line from a RUSH song 'You Bet Your LIfe'
"Be-bop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite-pop-metallist, Gold adult contemporary urban country capitalist
But on second read, this really is damn good. I've never seen supercalifragilistic worked into a parody before. 555.
"Be-bop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite-pop-metallist, Gold adult contemporary urban country capitalist
But on second read, this really is damn good. I've never seen supercalifragilistic worked into a parody before. 555.
SOTM - What I wanted to say have been said here already! :-)
Classic
(SOTM) I think I saw a "gothic-moshpit-L.A. reggae with a grunge-thrash-ballad segue" act on Countdown once, Kristof, when Darryl Braithwaite was hosting - lol - famous.com was such a good get too - the gags are gold-plated and many, as usual, and the idea and OS-match was just a gem
(SOTM) Argh! Stop writing so many good songs! Gives the rest of us no chance! Great work Kristof...again!
"I'd make a million recording my farts" Was my favorite line among many! And I agree with Bob, stop being amazing so the rest of us can finally get a shot at that SOTM title.
SOTM - Unplug the machine, Kristof. You're starting to scare us with your madd parody skills. But seriously, this is incredible.
That my friend was AMAZING! Also the styles of music, especially hardcore-dancefloor-really silly bluesy-ethnic rockabilly, were somewhat an HILARIOUS! Loved it
(SOTM). . .Kristof you never cease to amaze me. . .that's all I can say . . .that hasn't already been said
(SOTM) Mr Kristof Robertson, please pretty please let someone else take the top spot for a change! Why don't you go on a parody holiday or something? Massive stuff. 555
See above!
SOTM - Bravo! Excellently written as usual, well paced, and most importantly, very funny. Not to mention increasingly true, as crossover music styles have begun crossing over half a dozen genres at once.
Show of hands for those of us with a Myspace page trying to use this as a blueprint for success? Aye!
SOTY- Un, duex, trois.. this was hilarious! Very well done, Kristof.
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