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Song Parodies -> "Sealed Till They Grip"
Original Song Title:
"Sealed With A Kiss"
Original Performer:
Brian Hyland
Parody Song Title:
"Sealed Till They Grip"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
teeth were shot and said goodbye
what a bummer
gnawin', a practice i miss
i'm gonna get some subs
yes, one day i'll get dentures
sealed till they grip
i don't wanna be an old toothless gummer
so i'll fill the emptiness
my dental office schemes
and they say they'll make dentures
sealed till they grip
i'll seal them...on the gumline
i'll keep them moist and prepared
my gums, though tender, will hold them
new choppers...soon...will...be...bared
yes, my teeth have said goodbye
i'm a gummer
gnawin' tough stuff i miss
dentures have an edge
and meat they'll dismember
if sealed until they grip
sealed till they grip
sealed till they grip
sealed till they grip
what a bummer
gnawin', a practice i miss
i'm gonna get some subs
yes, one day i'll get dentures
sealed till they grip
i don't wanna be an old toothless gummer
so i'll fill the emptiness
my dental office schemes
and they say they'll make dentures
sealed till they grip
i'll seal them...on the gumline
i'll keep them moist and prepared
my gums, though tender, will hold them
new choppers...soon...will...be...bared
yes, my teeth have said goodbye
i'm a gummer
gnawin' tough stuff i miss
dentures have an edge
and meat they'll dismember
if sealed until they grip
sealed till they grip
sealed till they grip
sealed till they grip
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Hilarious. One of those depressing songs about fall (my pet peeve) should inspire such a parody about an irritating problem.
How funny! I thought it was about something else entirely.
Painful thinking about those tender gums! 5's
Truth, humor, and the human body...always a solid pattern for a great parody...maybe you could use a Navy Seal...
You had me at 'toothless gummer'...watching someone gum their food is not pretty. Outstanding, alvin. 555+
"toothless gummer" also got me in :) Great stuff :) I'm drillin' ya some fives !
thanks 2eagle adagio AFW dee and peregrin
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