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Song Parodies -> "Kissed by a Seal"
Original Song Title:
"Sealed with a Kiss"
Original Performer:
Brian Hyland
Parody Song Title:
"Kissed by a Seal"
Parody Written by:
Mari Aranoff
The Lyrics
Went to Florida to swim with a dolphin
But I got such a raw deal
And what a rude surprise over there in Key Largo
Kissed by a seal
Well, before I had my swim with the dolphin
The water became so surreal
I felt the slimy skin and some long, fuzzy whiskers
Kissed by a seal
He came from out of nowhere
I was so stunned by his touch
He seemed to be rather friendly
But oh, the tongue was too much!
I still haven’t had my swim with a dolphin
Don’t know if my scars will heal
But they must make a pledge that next time there will be no
Wet kisses by a seal
Kissed by a seal
Kissed by a seal
That naughty seal!
But I got such a raw deal
And what a rude surprise over there in Key Largo
Kissed by a seal
Well, before I had my swim with the dolphin
The water became so surreal
I felt the slimy skin and some long, fuzzy whiskers
Kissed by a seal
He came from out of nowhere
I was so stunned by his touch
He seemed to be rather friendly
But oh, the tongue was too much!
I still haven’t had my swim with a dolphin
Don’t know if my scars will heal
But they must make a pledge that next time there will be no
Wet kisses by a seal
Kissed by a seal
Kissed by a seal
That naughty seal!
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Time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of triple fives!
lol...great title switch
Great job! I hope that this didn't happen to you!
very clever anf funny wordplay!
What Alvin said about the title turnaround.
As noted, very clever title and parody.
I was kissed, or tagged by a small seal off the coast of Guaymas, Mexico! For quite a while he played 'tag' with my snorkle mask, then hiding behind the underWater rocks, it was amazing! When my husband appeared, the Seal would not return.
Thank you, everyone! It's been a very busy week and I'm just now looking at the site again. I do see some 1's, however--the seals must have been offended!
I loooooooooooooove parodies & have written several. Do you know if anyone can PAY me to write parodies? I am low-income & would like to earn some extra money. Claire Dixon, disabled since birth, unemployed
Mari, were the seals really offended? That is hilarious! Excuse me while I catch my breath from laughing so hard. That is hilarious! BTW I gave a friend (at the facility where I live) a thank you card Sealed With a Hug. She did me a big favor (I don't drive) & got groceries for me. So I made her a handmade thank you card, & I sealed it with a hug. A Hufflehug, in fact, because I am a ginormous Harry Potter fan.
As I said, I write parodies. Here's MY parody of Sealed with a Kiss: I don't wanna say goodbye to the PC, I love going online, And I don't even have my i-i-iPhone, That makes me dis! I don't wanna have to quar-raaan-ti-ine, Because I don't have an iPhone! The only Internet is on a PC downstairs! That makes me dis! Yes, it's going to be a cold, lonely existence, Because I have no iPhone! I'll feel rotten if I can't use the PC downstairs! That makes me dis! I've been lonely all my life, I've been bullied! Loneliness is awful, it "iss"! If I can't go online, I'll feel even lonelier! That makes me dis!
Yes, I'd like to be paid for writing parodies. I wasn't joking.
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