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Song Parodies -> "Rivendell"
Original Song Title:
"Camelot"
Original Performer:
Broadway Cast of 'Camelot'
Parody Song Title:
"Rivendell"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
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(spoken: )
It's true! It's true!
This valley that you see
Reflects The Blessed Realm across The Sea...
We Elves arrived a distant moon ago here
We'd long been searching for a place to dwell
We welcome weary travellers with good cheer
To Rivendell
Lord Elrond watched as Isildur desired
To keep the Ring that Sauron forged in hell
Elrond lost faith in Men and then retired
To Rivendell
Rivendell !
Rivendell !
To Men it seems a bit bizarre
For in Rivendell -- Rivendell --
They meet The Children of The Stars
An Elven Ring of Power is concealed here
Its hiding-place a secret none will tell
So rest here and be well
Let all your fears be quelled
By Vilya's blue sapphire's gleam
You're here
In
Ri-ven-dell !
( --- instrumental --- )
Rivendell !
Rivendell !
We know it gives a hobbit pause
For in Rivendell -- Rivendell --
Your coldest heartache thaws!
Our gentle breezes soothe your weary spirit
Our crystalline cascades resound like bells
Before you say farewell
Enjoy the blissful spell
Of Elven love and mystery
That's here
In
Ri-ven-dell !
It's true! It's true!
This valley that you see
Reflects The Blessed Realm across The Sea...
We Elves arrived a distant moon ago here
We'd long been searching for a place to dwell
We welcome weary travellers with good cheer
To Rivendell
Lord Elrond watched as Isildur desired
To keep the Ring that Sauron forged in hell
Elrond lost faith in Men and then retired
To Rivendell
Rivendell !
Rivendell !
To Men it seems a bit bizarre
For in Rivendell -- Rivendell --
They meet The Children of The Stars
An Elven Ring of Power is concealed here
Its hiding-place a secret none will tell
So rest here and be well
Let all your fears be quelled
By Vilya's blue sapphire's gleam
You're here
In
Ri-ven-dell !
( --- instrumental --- )
Rivendell !
Rivendell !
We know it gives a hobbit pause
For in Rivendell -- Rivendell --
Your coldest heartache thaws!
Our gentle breezes soothe your weary spirit
Our crystalline cascades resound like bells
Before you say farewell
Enjoy the blissful spell
Of Elven love and mystery
That's here
In
Ri-ven-dell !
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Amazing, Johnny the Pink, Onward to Mordor!!!
fits the tone of the OS well...5s
Thanks, Matthias & alvin.
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