-> "Steak Is What It's Worth"
Original Song Title:
"For What It's Worth"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Steak Is What It's Worth"
Parody Written by:
Gregory Blake
The Lyrics
There's something happening around here.
It's becoming increasingly clear.
There's a "Herd of Cows" over there.
Making "Green Folks" mistakenly aware.
(Chorus)
It's time "We" "Stop" and "Smell" what's going down.
"Methane Gas" is all around!
It's time "We" declare "War" on the "Cow."
"Green Folks" say it's got to be now.
"Survival" of the planet just won't wait.
No more "Porterhouses" overlapping our buffet style plates!
(Repeat Chorus)
"Prejudice" is now being used.
"Greenies" and "Meat-eaters" become "Bias Infused".
Neither side wants to "Give In"
Eat your "Mystery Meat" and "Bugs!"
And the "Fight" begins!
(Repeat Chorus)
"Flatulence Phobia" strikes deep.
into "Greenies' Lives" it will seep.
Starts when "They're" embarrassed to explain
Why the "Gas They Pass" puts the cows to "Shame".
(Repeat Chorus)
"They're" coming for the food you like to make.
Demanding you surrender all your "Steak".
Time to say what's really on your mind.
"Take my steaks" and "I'll whip your sorry-assed behind"!
(Repeat Chorus)
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