oh hello mister mole
i dropped by cause we're plannin' treason
P and T have been caught
and their death is the event of the season
angry crowds, everyplace, march and pace
they've lost all reason
its a wrong we must change
they act strange and its very displeasin'

i was down...had to frown
when my crazy mom sent off a letter
she was crazed by my praise of their film
my cussin' upset her
any mom in the world
could have easily coped much better
she said, "you're strange...
but you'll change for the better"

quite a while, she reviled P and T
called them bastards
turned this town upside down
caused a war...and it led to disaster
for the lord of the dead, down in hell
will soon be our master
has my mom's mind been changed ?
i don't know...why don't you ask her