-> "Clueless Demonstrator"
Original Song Title:
"Universal Soldier"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Clueless Demonstrator"
The Lyrics
He stands in line with a cardboard sign
He fights with slogans and with tears
He's not yet seventeen and he's over sixty-four
He's been marching since the Nixon years
He's a Marxist, a butthead, a socialist, a pain
A leftist and a mercenary, too
And he loves to spout his swill
While George Soros foots the bill
Doesn't care if a single word is true
He's fighting for abortion rights
He's fighting for gays
He tramples on the courthouse lawn
He's fighting for transsexuals, and should he get his way
All the ones he's fighting for will soon be gone
Yes, he fights against "plutocracy"
He's fighting for "The Cause"
He says it's for the good of all
While he shouts some words obscene
By the burning limousine
Then he goes and sprays graffiti on the wall
But without him a pedestrian could safely cross the street
A motorist could go his merry way
He's the one who blocks the sidewalk
With his childish little stunts
And we wish he'd get the hell out of our way
He's the clueless demonstrator and he's really not to blame
His funding comes from foreign, distant shores
He travels here and there, from sea to sea
And he's too blind to see
That we wish he'd go away forever more
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