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Song Parodies -> "Stern, Stern, Stern"

Original Song Title:

"Turn, Turn, Turn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"Stern, Stern, Stern"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

The ONLY reason I'm putting this on is because Johnnie and a few others wrote about Howard, and wound up on some link for songs about him. Maybe it will drag a few of his fans our way.
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his age stopped
At eleven

If you like nude girls, Howie's the guy
A time to plug, the folks on his staff
A time for farts, a time for dwarfs
A time for sleaze, maybe a laugh

On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his amp turned
To eleven

He says he's the king, of all media
From six till ten, if you tune in
A time pass away time
When you are in traffic together

On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his brain stopped
At eleven

A time for raunch, a time for porn
A time for rude, for controversy
A time freedom of speech
A time to pay the FCC fines

On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes this show off
By eleven

A time for songs, his parodies
Don't send him some, he'll never play
Have to be all, just about him
Cause he's the King of all that he surveys

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - I was looking real hard for any type of error so I could get "Stern" with you, but "dern" it.. "terns" out it looks perfect. 5-5-5. OH>wait, did you post this TWICE last night or did the site do that? I see it twice on the entries page???
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
A triple five
Earned, earned, earned
By Richard Duncan
Earned, earned, earned
For this song and if I could I'd, give it sevens
2nz - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ingenious!! Submit twice, only one has gotten a visit from the 'one'-ster, and now you can just have that one taken away. Simply ingenious. Oh, and let me echo myself in case you decide to proceed with that plan: If me were English professor, maybe not perfectest score. But I'm not, so 5's. Good work Rick.
Rick D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know how this happened. I thought I hit submit once.
Meriadoc - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, it was good both times! ;-D
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
ya nailed this one...nice job
Adam Zen B. - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Howard Stern is a low life kid who never grew up, but if he can turn the tide of Bush, more power to him.
John Jenkins - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I have never listened to Howard Stern on the radio. Thank you for reminding me why. Very good parody with a clever use of "eleven."

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