-> "Wipe-Crack Pages"
Original Song Title:
"My Back Pages"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wipe-Crack Pages"
Parody Written by:
S. Chatology
The Lyrics
The Constitution is smeared
When used for a wipe post-crap
After the Fuehrer drops a load
He is off to grift and graft
As an egregious filching guy
Cons gullible crowds
Hawking phony Chinese gold sneakers
For such junk suckers “Wow!”
Lots of Chinese garbage pours
Forth to his sucker teams
Lying is his way of life
With many crimes he schemes
Those that don’t fact-check, marks to shear
Like sheep when they bend down
Cheap Chinese “gold” watches, fakes, that’s clear
For such junk suckers “Wow!”
Many trolling scams are where he’s at
His marks have no one to teach
Them this this crap is marked up relentlessly
And so they jump into the breech
Grifter-in-chief has got ’em sold
As he plays ’em for clowns
There are unlimited sheep to shear
In endless runarounds
Stand guard or part with gelt and get
Fleeced by this dreck-filled pest
Deceives you into thinking
You’ll be feathering your nest
Wipes his crack with the pages purged
From Chinese Bibles, browned
He ain’t read a page of Old or New
Wiped dunged leaves, toilet-bound
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