-> "Slime Graft Wages"
Original Song Title:
"My Back Pages"
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Parody Song Title:
"Slime Graft Wages"
Parody Written by:
ICADHH
The Lyrics
Grifting games we see and hear
Trolled are suckers for their cash
Bounty is snared from brain-dead mopes
Ideation victims lack
They’re fleeced relentlessly by guys
That lie and lie loud
Scammers get ’em with a gold purge and
They cough up and kowtow
Half-assed perjury creeps gorge
On what away they’ve schemed
Lies are rife when grafters bite
In private they demean
Victims as “sheep,” these marks they shear
The victims’ purses plowed
Scammers get marks with a gold purge and
By fueling them with doubt
“Preachers” scold their ranks then hold out hands
For the money that they leech
Fear they stoke by naming false enemies
Tyrant tirades what they screech
Victims led by colludin’ trolls
That have their victims cowed
Scammers get marks with a gold purge and
Herd ’em like slaughter cows
Dough-parting’s hard for those whose heads
Are not stuck up where dreck
Emits, but those not thinking
Will just script another check
“Good’ and “bad” are quite clear-cut terms
For stealing, bad are proud
Scammers get marks with a gold purge and
Then prod ’em with a prow
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