Griftin’ games are very clear
To those not easily trapped
By scammers that attempt to goad
Them into giving up cash
There’s an egregious grifting guy
Cons gullible crowds

Hawking phony Chinese gold sneakers
For such junk suckers “Wow!”

Fake-gold shoes and so much more
Garbage sold in his schemes
Lying is his way of life
With many crimes he teems
Those lacking facts are marks to shear
Like sheep when they kowtow

Cheap Chinese “gold” watches, fakes, that’s clear
For such junk suckers “Wow!”

Many trolling scams he’s always planned
And doggedly he will leech
He is palming off this crap relentlessly
Suckers jump into the breech
Grifter-in-chief holds out false hope
To stooges that he clowns

There are unlimited sheep to shear
They lay their money down

Stand guard or part with gelt and get
Fleeced by this dreck-filled pest
Deceives you into thinking
You’ll be feathering your nest
Seems his marks will never learn
They’ve laid their money down
For the phony gold cheap Chinese dreck
Pawns conned in runarounds