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Song Parodies -> "Child Trafficker Rat"

Original Song Title:

"I Like It Like That"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chris Kenner

Parody Song Title:

"Child Trafficker Rat"

Parody Written by:

ICADHH

The Lyrics

Jumps on, jumps on when he gets ’em in the sack
Jumps on, jumps on after giving ’em some crack
Humps on, humps on when he gets ’em in the sack
This shameful disgrace is child trafficker rat

Jumps off, jumps off after he’s been in the sack
Jumps off, jumps off for another round of crack
Puffs strong, puffs strong on another round of crack
This shameful disgrace is child trafficker rat

The shameful disgraced rapist is named Matt
Lots of idiots once voted for this rat
He gets some girlies, after a screw
He traffics ’em then to his slimy crew

Humps bought, humps bought, thanks to the trafficker rat….
Venmo sales take place to the trafficker Matt

Now that the report has come out we can view
Illegal things Matt was prone to do
Even worse that being Trunt’s whore
Trafficked little girls to a sleazy corps

Got caught, got caught, report reveals lots ’bout Matt
Got caught, got caught, report reveals where he’s at
But not, but not will he wear a prison hat
This shameful disgrace, a no-time-for-crimes rat

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