Song Parodies -> "Sweet Little Fourteens"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Little Sixteen"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Little Fourteens"

Parody Written by:

Frank Kilpatrick

The Lyrics

This song satirizes the failed candidacy of Roy Moore -- well-known Liker of Underage Girls -- who ran for US Senator from Alabama

Chorus
Don't like Roy in Huntsville
Mobile or LA
Maybe in the heart of Texas
They love what he say
But all over Montgomery
They thought it wasn't so keen
Votin' for a guy who danced with
Sweet Little Fourteens

Verse
Twas the little fourteens:
He just got to have!
If their Mamas said "Yes"
He'd make um Chief of Staff
His wallet's filled with pictures
He meets Girls on the run
In malls he was sighted
Til some Daddy got a gun!

Verse
"Oh mommy, mommy
Please can she go?
In my Private Chambers
I put on a hell of a show"
"Oh daddy, daddy:
If you only knew,
I'll give her a baby
And a cool tattoo"

Chorus
Is Judge going to Hell now?
Is he a Hell of a Judge?
Kicked off the Bench twice
The Constitution won't budge
When women accused him
Trump started his Tweets
Roy claimed "Christian Values"
Surprised he got beat

Piano Solo

Chorus
They Love Roy in the sticks though
He hates Jews and Gays
Deep in the Heart of Dixie
They say: "The man's OK"
"We have Traditions!"
"Why you making a scene?"
"We have no issues"
"With Sweet Little Fourteens"

Verse
Sweet little fourteens
That happened so fast
It wasn't fake news
Smoke Screen won't last
Oh, but tomorrow morning
Roy will change his trend
To be 71
And a Birther again

Chorus
They don't like Roy in Huntsville
Mobile or LA
Ashamed in Birmingham
Can't wait to get away
All over Montgomery
They thought he wasn't so keen
What was the problem?
Sweet Little Fourteens

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment

A friend worked as a page for a state legislator. He thinks he got the job because he was thin and was assumed to be effeminate.

Chuck Berry 4EVAH! - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment

Roy Moore is a horrible pervert and if this parody offends anyone of a certain category it's because the TRUTH HURTS! Bravo!

Another Truth - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Shut it, you Bill Clinton fan of infidelity! How's Al Franken too?

Chuck Berry 4EVAH! - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Slick Willie is a gigolo cad but at least he chases ADULTS. That is not illegal, just stupid. Roy Moore is a criminal predator and the so-called 'Bible Belt' is an American Babylon of hypocrisy and abuse. Thankfully enough people in Alabama saw thru his thin disguise and hopefully the Russian satellite Trumptraitor will get his due too. You know incest is illegal, doncha? How can you are anyone for that matter stick up or defend or make excuses for that treasonous raping racist dog?

@ loser above - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

In the '60s, Chuck Berry spent two years in jail for violating the Mann Act, which prohibits the transporting of women and girls across state lines for “immoral purposes,” and later was accused by multiple women — and children — of filming them while using the bathroom of a Wentzville, Missouri, restaurant he owned. He was charged in 1988 for punching a woman in the mouth in a New York hotel so hard that she required stitches; this woman was not his long-suffering wife.

Truth - December 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Gloria Allred and Beverly Nelson are lying whores whose blatant forgery has been fully exposed, and both belong in prison with very stinky carpet-munching rapists for election tampering. Anyone who actually still believes their blatantly fraudulent allegations against Roy Moore, you might as well gouge your own eyes out, because you're clearly too blind and retarded to have any use for them; and may you be raped to death in prison too... with a chainsaw.

Carol - December 25, 2017 - Report this comment

^ you're in denial, loser. Roy Moore is a pervert and child molester. He deserves to be in prison, not running for office.

Truth - January 03, 2018 - Report this comment

No, Carol, YOU and your fellow false accusers are the criminals who belong in prison, and we should tear your tongues out and ram them up your rectums for repeating those lies.

Al Franken - January 03, 2018 - Report this comment

Still got your kneepads out for Democrats with their forgeries, eh, Carol? So, Carol, how does Bill Clinton's rectum taste to you? You should know; you were on Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" with him after all, weren't you?

Gerry Studds - January 03, 2018 - Report this comment

When you and all the other false accusers get to prison for your crimes, Carol, give our regards to Crystal Gail Mangum.

Kid Molesters Are Trash! - January 03, 2018 - Report this comment

All you flamers who are picking on Carol - and you all may be the same scumbag, take your stupid yik-yak, your childish bullying chatter and your gross immaturity and shove it up your butt! She's got a point her and you know it. Roy Moore is a pervert scumbag. Donny Douche Trumpytraitor is an incestuous pervert scumbag. Do ya really think shagging your own daughter is alright? That's totally SICK!

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