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Song Parodies -> "So Next Time"

Original Song Title:

"The Next Time"

Original Performer:

Cliff Richard

Parody Song Title:

"So Next Time"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

SO NEXT TIME

I search the web to try my luck,
But every time I just get stuck, so next time,
Maybe I’ll get someone else to do it for me.

I can’t believe how thick I am,
I always get in such a jam, so next time,
I’ll go and get a pro, a person who can show
Exactly how it ought to be.

I simply want to find a date,
As I am desperate for a mate, so next time,
If all goes well I know that I’ll be happy, not blue.
I’ve waited far too long, so next time,
Then perhaps that person in my life could be you.

I simply want to find a date,
As I am desperate for a mate, so next time,
If all goes well I know that I’ll be happy, not blue.
I’ve waited far too long, so next time,
Then perhaps that person in my life could be you.

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Observer - October 02, 2023 - Report this comment
Perhaps you should try commenting on other people’s parodies so you won’t get 1-bombed all the time. But then again it could be the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies to give you 1-votes

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