Song Parodies -> "Annie Coulter"

Original Song Title:

"Poison Ivy"

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Original Performer:

"Annie Coulter"

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The Lyrics

Written for obvious reasons.

As hot as a rose
But everybody knows
Leaves you needing a crutch
You can look but you better not touch

Annie Cooooulter
Annie Coooooulter
She thinks McCarthy was right
If you do not agree with her you bite bite bite bite

To some she's just like Daisy (duck that is)
But most people see she's crazy
Even conservatives can't win
If they fall under her poisonous pen

Annie Cooooulter
Annie Coooooulter
She thinks McCarthy was right
If you do not agree with her you bite bite bite bit

Rush Limbaugh he is dumpy
And Hannity is grumpy
And Franken makes the right wing jump and twitch

O'Reilly likes to fool ya
Michael Savage wants to pull ya
But Annie Coulter lord is such a bitch

You better file a motion
An anti-slander notion
You'll be bitch slapped like a hound
The minute you start to mess around

Annie Cooooulter
Annie Coooooulter
She thinks McCarthy was right
If you do not agree with her you bite bite bite bite

La da da da da da da

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Guy - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Ha ha. I saw on the news where someone tried to 'pie' her but the pie only grazed her shoulder. Great parody. Ha ha, still chuckling at the lines. Here - take some 5s.

John Barry - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

There is a shrill harpy named Coulter/ Who can't decide whether a colt 'r/ A big Smith and Wesson/ Is her favorite gun�/ On crossed M16s they should bolt her.

Paul Robinson - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Jeff - It was good, although the cadence doesn't sing in places it matches syllable count ok. I like them to sing, I know that some say it shouldn't matter. 4-5-4. But anything that slap Crazy Ann Coulter around is worth looking at. Seriously, I try to avoid her, but she is one nasty piece of work...says a lot of EXTREMELY nasty things about racial and ethnic groups and I think, maybe, just maybe, that is a the sign of big-time bigot.

Meriadoc - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment

I dislike Rush and Savage big time, so this made me chuckle. :-)

Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I hate to say it, but I was hoping for much better. A 5 on sentiment, but a 3 on performance. Merry: And Rush and Savage don't even know about your twisted Hobbit lifestyle.

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