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Song Parodies -> "The Argh Cheer & I-Feel-Like-A-Pirate Rag"

Original Song Title:

"The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Country Joe & The Fish

Parody Song Title:

"The Argh Cheer & I-Feel-Like-A-Pirate Rag"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Gimme an A !!

" A !! "

Gimme an R !!

" R !! "

Gimme a G !!

" G !! "

Gimme an H !!

" H !! "

What's that spell ?

" ARGH !! "

What's that spell ?

" ARGH !! "

WHAT'S THAT SPELL ?

" AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGH !! "


(music begins)


Well, come on all o'ye big strong lads!
Muscle-man, bring yer bulk an' bad!

We got ourselves such a terrible flag!
Sail out yonder an' steal 'n brag!

So put on yer hooks
And pick up yer guns,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun!


And 'tis one, two, three,
Watery fights galore!
YO-HO !!
Avast ye, my boat's hit a snag!
Hoist up that pirate flag!

And it's five, six, seven,
Ropin' up a surly mate!

Well,
It ain't no crime to plunderize!
BOOT-Y !!
We're all rum-supplied!


Well, come on blighters, raise that sail!
Swab me deck an' swab me rail!

Gotta go out and get that gold!
The only good pirate is the one who's bold!

And y'know them pieces of eight'll come,
When y'lock an' load an' show yer gun!


And 'tis one, two, three,
Watery fights galore!
YO-HO !!
Avast ye, my boat's hit a snag!
That's Jolly Roger's flag!

And it's five, six, seven,
Ropin' up a surly mate!

Well,
It ain't no crime to plunderize!
BOOT-Y !!
We're all un-good guys!


ARGH !!


Well, Spanish Galleons sure move slow
Aye man, they be all full o'gold

There's plenty good money to be made,
By defying the Navy with the tools of our trade!

Just load an' aim at ev'ry floating bank,
And thank 'em as they walk our plank!


And 'tis one, two, three,
Watery fights galore!
YO-HO !!
Avast ye, my boat's hit a snag!
Hoist up our skull-bone flag!

And it's five, six, seven,
Ropin' up a surly mate!

Well,
It ain't no crime to plunderize!
BOOT-Y !!
We're gold-hungry guys!


Well, come on brothers throughout our band!
Cabin boys? One for ev'ry man!

Come on lubbers, don't hesitate!
Join us now before it's too late!

Be the first one on your block,
To have a shoulder-parrot who talks!


And 'tis one, two, three,
Watery fights galore!
YO-HO !!
Avast ye, my boat's hit a snag!
There's Roger's Jolly flag!

And it's five, six, seven,
Ropin' up a surly mate!

Well,
It ain't no crime to plunderize!
BOOT-Y !!
We're all rum-drunk guys!

" AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGH !! "

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 24

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Pirate Paul Robinson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Aye, matey, this Parody ye have written...aye, it be most hysterical...ye had me wailin' like a woman in fits of laughter and me eyes they did begin to waterin' up...even me glass one! I stamped me foot so hard on the deck here, aye, I nearly shattered me peg, I did...aye. Aye, and was good to see ye usin' one of 'ole' Country Joe McDonald's tunes here on the site...if he weren't so peaceable, aye, he might well have been a Pirate, too. Usually when somebody look at me funny I'd soon be slittin' their gillet...aye, but ye parody, well...it liked to send me off me plank I laughed so hard. 5's, matey...
Adagio - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Say Johnny...funny one, and DKTOS here, gave you 5's anyway.
alvin rhodes - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
damn...now THAT was fun
AFW - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
A sail on a funny sea..555
Rrrravyn Rrrrant - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
"Be the first one on your block to have a shoulder parrot that talks" - I love it! I'm going to forward this one to all my pirate friends (oh, yes I do have some!) and prepare to be boarded...heh.heh. Oh, and Johnny, you get fives.
Kristof Robertson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, JD...but this WAS fun! Are you and Pirate Paul sharing buccaneering duties nowadays? I'll trust your pacing and give you 555 doubloons.
Stuart McArthur - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
ah yes, there it is - I tried clicking on this yesterday and the link didn't work - I've just parodied this to an Aussie Rules theme elsewhere - great OS - but none of my subs were as good as "watery fights galore" - lol JD - 555
Rick C - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Saw this yesterday, meant to read it, got distracted, came back today. What's a pirate's favorite consonant? RRRRRRR. Fives for your eye-patched, peg-legged treatment of a funny OS.
Cap'n Johnny D - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
ARRRGH!! ;-)

Pirate Paul Robinson: Yer grog-nog words 'n sea-chanties be welcome on me ship anytime, matey!

Adagio: Thankee! They say women be bad luck on-board ship -- but not ye!

alvin: Nothin' wrong with YER un-patched eye, ARRRH !!

AFW: Aye, a funny sea as far as yer eye CAN see!

Rrrravyn Rrrrant: Invite yer pirate friends on-board here & let 'em ARRGH along with me jolly crew!

Kristof: Aye, me an' Cap'n Paul 'ave been takin' turns singin' the songs o' the HIGH seas!

Stuart: ARRGH, ye found me own fav'rite line, too!

Rick C: Thankee matey! ARRRRRRGH!!!
pickle - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked 'Cabin boys? One for every man!'
Johnny D - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, pickle! ARRRGH !!!
wannabemustangjockey - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Are you sure you didn't "plunder" this from somewhere? Just kidding, it's good.
Adagio - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM Already voted and commented, this time with benefit of song. Thanks 5's
Cat - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Arrrrrrr! Avast! Three pieces o' five for ye, Captain Johnny D. Sparrow!
Max Power - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Q: What's the curse of The Flying Highlander? A: Deep Sea laughter!
tomario - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
if your looking for treasure here it is booty-ful
Matthias - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved ropeing up a surly mate, and Watery Fights galore!!!!
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Now I've heard the OS, my enjoyment of this lampoon has gone up the yard-arm, matey!
Rick C - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A pirate's life for thee, JD.
Red Ant - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent work here Johnny D! I never knew TOS' correct name or author (for some reason "Vietnam" by Arlo Guthrie is what I knew this song by) until now. A lot of great subs, and a wholly original song to go with!
Stuart McArthur - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) you're so good with your syllable-matching to the OS, Johnny (eg. Ropin' up a surly mate) that you make it look so easy that its difficulty can be underestimated - but it just makes it SUCH an easy read if you know the OS, because it's almost like it IS the OS - brilliant
bobpiecheese - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)...and really bad eggs...drink up, me hearties, yo-ho! Well done!
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Typically, I d/l'd the OS but with my complete lack of internet connection at home now I haven't been able to listen to it at the same time as reading this... so I guess I'll have to trust you on the pacing ;-) A rollicking ride, as always, JD
Arwen - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...ever since Jack Sparrow wandered into my life, there is nothing I don't love about a good Pirate parody! =)
Amy - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
How do I listen to The Argh Cheer & I-Feel-Like-A-Pirate Rag?
Iana - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I love it! Nice rhythm... coming from a cheerleader's point-of-view.
Johnny D - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank ye, lana!
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Wednesday, September 19, 2007, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
Johnny D - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Friday, September 19, 2008, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
Johnny D - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Saturday, September 19, 2009, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
litchy - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
hey love the song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny D - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, litchy! ARRRRRHH !!
~littleHoTweet ~ - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I . . . I . . . Sir ! . . . Shall we get 'below deck' ,Sir ? ?
Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - September 19, 2010 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Sunday, September 19, 2010, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!

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