Listen, Arabs to a hadeeth
That was uttered long ago
By the Man who went to the mountain
To Medinan folk below
In Medina were two Jew tribes
Driven out, for they did spurn
All the teachings of the Prophet
Yet they swore they would return

Go ahead, love the Zionists
Go ahead and be their friend
Do it in the name of World Peace
We'll all pay for it in the end
There won't be any white doves floating
O'er the Pit of Fire
On the blazing morning after
One grim Prophet vents his ire

So the children of the Jew tribes
Came to reclaim Palestine
And this shocked the Arab people
Zionist plot they did malign
Came an answer from the Jew tribes
With all Arabs we will share
All the freedoms of our nation
All the bounty developed there

Now the Arabs were rejoicing
No more hardships, peaceful path
And they embraced the Jewish people
Soon to earn Al Mahdi's wrath
Comes now rains and winds of fire
To make the living envy the dead
And the Mahdi appeared before them ...
"Kill the Jews" ....

Was all he said

Go ahead love the Zionists
Go ahead and be as friends
Do it in the name of World Peace
We'll all pay for it in the end
There won't be any white doves floating
O'er the Pit of Fire
On the blazing morning after
One grim Prophet vents his ire

Go ahead love the Zionists
Go ahead and be their friend
Do it in the name of World Peace
We'll all pay for it in the end
There won't be any white doves floating
Above the Pit of Fire
On the blazing morning after
One grim Prophet vents his ire

(Cue up concluding, irony laden flute and drummer boy duet
Do doo do do .. doo doo; Do doo do do ... doo doo
Do do do do .. do doo do. da do da do da Dooo Daaa Dooo ... Ding!)