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Song Parodies -> "White House"
Original Song Title:
"White Room"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cream
Parody Song Title:
"White House"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
The original song is one of my all-time favorites. This idea has been done twice before, but not since Georgie's War started. It's time for an update.
(instrumental opening)
In the White House
with dark visions
devastation.
Red State country
from that, movement.
Tired spinnings.
No white horses
can he ride now
through the country.
His approval
rating down to
twenty-seven.
He'll sleep in this place
where the protestors whine.
Lie upon lie
and his shadows run from himself.
He said Iraq
had such weapons
mass destruction.
Had to strike back
as revenge for
nine-eleven.
Paper tiger
did Saddam prove
it's accomplished.
Seems the real war
was then only
just beginning.
He'll wait on the ranch
in the Texas dust.
Lie after lie
and his shadows run from himself.
(instrumental break)
Grand Old Party
took a beating
in the Congress.
Vengeance taken
for the war dead
he's forgotten.
No Osama.
Bad Katrina.
Stagnant wages.
Mass corruption.
Goodbye Dubya.
Tired princeling.
We'll sleep in this place
as an angry crowd.
Lie after lie
and the country runs from himself.
(instrumental fadeout)
In the White House
with dark visions
devastation.
Red State country
from that, movement.
Tired spinnings.
No white horses
can he ride now
through the country.
His approval
rating down to
twenty-seven.
He'll sleep in this place
where the protestors whine.
Lie upon lie
and his shadows run from himself.
He said Iraq
had such weapons
mass destruction.
Had to strike back
as revenge for
nine-eleven.
Paper tiger
did Saddam prove
it's accomplished.
Seems the real war
was then only
just beginning.
He'll wait on the ranch
in the Texas dust.
Lie after lie
and his shadows run from himself.
(instrumental break)
Grand Old Party
took a beating
in the Congress.
Vengeance taken
for the war dead
he's forgotten.
No Osama.
Bad Katrina.
Stagnant wages.
Mass corruption.
Goodbye Dubya.
Tired princeling.
We'll sleep in this place
as an angry crowd.
Lie after lie
and the country runs from himself.
(instrumental fadeout)
Actually, the last approval rating I saw was in Newsweek, and it was 28, matching his previous low. If he'd reached 27 percent, I'd have written a parody with "27" in the title. Let's see: There's a shady who's sure Iraq has lots of gold, and approval rating's...
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 10 | 7 | 10 |
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I was wondering when someone was going to do White House on White Room
I thought it was very funny.
i like the way ya creamed george
http://www.slipups.com/items/1105.html
Reagan creamed him once.
This ought to get the right-wingnuts riled up.... As they say in the Fantastic Four, "Flame On!"
Makes good sense to me...
hate your politics, but love your work... fives from me
The OS is one of my favourites, too: never came up with quite the right idea for a parody, though.
Malcolm - that makes you pretty unusual here: voting positively even though you disagree with the political statement ;-)
Malcolm - that makes you pretty unusual here: voting positively even though you disagree with the political statement ;-)
Let's give Malcolm credit: He's usually fair. Fairer than I am. If I see a parody ripping somebody I like (whatever the topic), but it's funny enough, I'll give it a good rating. But, as we've seen from me and many others, humor is not always the author's priority. Still the story of Bill Clinton, the bad cook, and Monica is a riot... But I can't tell that story except on WhatFreaks.
Oh no, here comes President Giuliani, goosestepping, I mean marching, and he's got a small army with him, but its not really an army, just a bunch of Police Officers. All he's missing is the moustache.
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