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Song Parodies -> "Tales of Crazed Joe Biden"
Original Song Title:
"Tales Of Brave Ullyses"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cream
Parody Song Title:
"Tales of Crazed Joe Biden"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
For those who don't know, Joe Biden took an incident back in WW2 where his Uncle Bo was killed by a military transport plane crashing into the sea near New Guinea .... and turns it into a tale where his uncle was eaten by cannibals on New Guinea. Needless to say, the nation of Papua New Guinea was tickled to death by Joe resurrecting this "fun and totally inoffensive stereotype."
(Spoken)
We thought the tale of Corn Pop
Would bring him down for ever
But he rode a wh*red out media
To the Whiteness of The House
(Cue instrumental break)
And the Southern Coral Sea
Snuffed his unk with sudden impact
But they filled the nation's airwaves
With tales of crazed Joe Biden
How his Uncle Bo was roasted
By Papuans sweetly seasoning
As the Twitter hordes
Are calling them
To 'splain this bonehead gaffe
And you see Joe's pale white body
Looking quite cadaverous
And his mumbling makes you wonder
About his mind's infirmity
And when you hear this fish tale
It starts your jaw to dropping
Carving deep discrepancies
In the fabric of their lies
Tiny fishy details
Come gaffe-ing from his piehole
And you know you need to take him
To a rest home in his hometown
Her name is Afro Karrine
And she's from the Jean Pierre clan
And you know you cannot trust her
Cause she's filled the Public Square
With tales of crazed Joe Biden
How his Uncle Bo WAS ROASTED
By cannibals SWEETLY ....
Tiny fishy details
Come gaffe-ing from his piehole
And you know you need to take him
To a rest home back in Dover
We thought the tale of Corn Pop
Would bring him down for ever
But he rode a wh*red out media
To the Whiteness of The House
(Cue instrumental break)
And the Southern Coral Sea
Snuffed his unk with sudden impact
But they filled the nation's airwaves
With tales of crazed Joe Biden
How his Uncle Bo was roasted
By Papuans sweetly seasoning
As the Twitter hordes
Are calling them
To 'splain this bonehead gaffe
And you see Joe's pale white body
Looking quite cadaverous
And his mumbling makes you wonder
About his mind's infirmity
And when you hear this fish tale
It starts your jaw to dropping
Carving deep discrepancies
In the fabric of their lies
Tiny fishy details
Come gaffe-ing from his piehole
And you know you need to take him
To a rest home in his hometown
Her name is Afro Karrine
And she's from the Jean Pierre clan
And you know you cannot trust her
Cause she's filled the Public Square
With tales of crazed Joe Biden
How his Uncle Bo WAS ROASTED
By cannibals SWEETLY ....
Tiny fishy details
Come gaffe-ing from his piehole
And you know you need to take him
To a rest home back in Dover
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Good lyrics CML. Biden and Trudeau are two of the worst things to happen to North America in the last 10 years.
Highly amusing use of the OS. :D
What's truly hilarious is that drooling leftards with their lips sewn to Biden's rectum (e.g. Pol Potlach today) are such pathetic liars that they're having a hard time pretending that even THEY THEMSELVES believe a word of the blatant BS they're spewing here, let alone anyone with working eyes, ears, and a mind.
I don't know why ANYONE believes their own lying eyes and ears over me!
Thanks all .. With the possible exception of Ryan. Not sure where he's going with that ... And Porfle, do you think The Duke would approve. They say he was a big fan of both Greek Mythology and Clapton ;-D
Why would I believe my eyes over you? Here's why, as a Canadian, I have lived through the past 8.5 years of a "Wackeau" Liberal government, and it has not been fun. Scandal after scandal, the carbon-tax which hikes the price of everything, because when you tax the farmers, they raise the price, when you tax the truckers, they also raise the price, and the consumer pays it. Then the government spends the taxpayer money on useless things, millions of dollars to fund a temporary Canada 150th Birthday Skating Rink for example.
I mean think about. The way Duke called everybody "Pilgrim" . That's clearly a reference to "The Odyssey"
For the record, G_RandomPerson, we on the life-liberty-and-pursuit-of-happiness-loving right call the far-left free-speech-hating fascist running your country "Turdeau" down here in the USA.
"Wackeau" is a reference to a few weeks ago when the opposition leader Pierre Poilievre was booted from the House of Commons for calling Trudeau a Wacko.
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