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Song Parodies -> "Pootin Out My Back Door"
Original Song Title:
"Lookin Out My Back Door"
Original Performer:
Credence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Pootin Out My Back Door"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Just got jailed in Illinois, locked the cell door oh boy
Got to eat lunch then lie down on the floor
Then indigestion sets in, pretty soon I'm jettin
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Giant gooey farts peel, the paint right off of hard steel
Locked up all the hapless weepers wincing on and on
Rotten sour aroma, puttin some in a coma
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Glamor queens and idiots, are layin there half dead
Those that haven't died will be dyin soon
Thunderous and part fission, for nose plugs we were wishin
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Jailers filled with sorrow, they may be dead tomorrow
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Gas cloud troubles Illinois, break the cell door oh boy
Look at all the happy breachers runnin on and on
Spreadin near and far oh, won't clear till tomorrow
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Got to eat lunch then lie down on the floor
Then indigestion sets in, pretty soon I'm jettin
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Giant gooey farts peel, the paint right off of hard steel
Locked up all the hapless weepers wincing on and on
Rotten sour aroma, puttin some in a coma
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Glamor queens and idiots, are layin there half dead
Those that haven't died will be dyin soon
Thunderous and part fission, for nose plugs we were wishin
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Jailers filled with sorrow, they may be dead tomorrow
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
Gas cloud troubles Illinois, break the cell door oh boy
Look at all the happy breachers runnin on and on
Spreadin near and far oh, won't clear till tomorrow
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door
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"Thunderous and part fission," fantastic! Smells like 5s.
Thanks John
Clever new take on a stinky old joke!
Johnny D., thanks
Man, this one really stinks. Well done, Dee. Fantastic internal rhyme and mimic in these lyrics with generous helpings of humor.
Guy, thanks so much
Dee - Great job, agree with Guy and his points (see, Guy? we do agree on SOME things). Agree with others that this was really funny, too. Since you are new you likely haven't seen my version, "Countin' Spots on the Floor". Do me a favor and DON'T VOTE if you go there, I think that would reset the count with the current problems and while I have gone and separately recorded all that information for my own use I'd just as soon have the site accurate wherever possible. Comments would be welcome, of course.
Thank you Paul, I'll try to check your version out, time permitting
SCAThingly funny! ;-D
great wordplay.....so descriptive i could smell it....5s
Meriadoc and Alvin, thanks
Haven't seen Dee's version yet, but this is the 1st one I've given all 5s to.
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