-> "Shower"
Original Song Title:
"Higher"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shower"
The Lyrics
When sleeping
I awaken to a horrid stench
Time and time again
At sunrise
You walk into the bathroom
Buit you don't even wash your hands
But there's an odor coming from your room
That's there even after I use
all the Fabreeze
There's an odor
And it's making it's way
and now I'm choking
Dear god, could you bathe
Can you take a shower
Your stench resembles cat pee
Can you take a shower
I can't stand your obscene stink
It's just soap
It'll take off dirt
and grease and grime
From your head down
to your toes
And if you shampoo
you just might be able to
scare away
that big ugly
cockroach
living in your hair
with a family
of moths nesting
in and around your head
There's an odor
And it's making it's way
and now I'm choking
Dear god, could you bathe
Can you take a shower
Your stench resembles cat pee
Can you take a shower
I can't stand your obscene stink
Can you take a shower
Industrial Cleaning Agents, maybe
Can you take a shower
High strength, Antibacterial with bleach
There's an odor
There's an odor
A terrible odor
Please, get me away
Kill all those bacteria
Smell a little better
Deodorize
Is there soap that's strong enough
Take off your shirt and
Deodorize
Is there soap that's strong enough
Take off your shirt
Deodorize
Can you take a shower
Your stench resembles cat pee
Can you take a shower
I can't stand your obscene stink
Can you take a shower
Your stench resembles cat pee
Can you take a shower
I can't stand your obscene stink
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