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Song Parodies -> "Vote Fraud in Ohio"
Original Song Title:
"Four Dead in Ohio"
Original Performer:
Crosby Stills Nash and Young
Parody Song Title:
"Vote Fraud in Ohio"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Was the election stolen? We'll never know with all the issues with Ohio.
Haliburton and Cheney's coming,
They finally flushed the Johns.
Mysterious Black Box voting,
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Canada here we come
Rightwingers are cutting us down,
Kerry should have been the Prez.
Four more years of
War, lies, and deficits,
How can America survive?
(interlude)
57.4 million
voted to stop Cheney
Should have been done long ago.
Gay marriage issue,
Made the ignorant come out to vote,
How can America survive?
Jerry Falwell and Dubya's coming,
John Kerry and Edwards groan.
Mysterious Black Box voting,
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
They finally flushed the Johns.
Mysterious Black Box voting,
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Canada here we come
Rightwingers are cutting us down,
Kerry should have been the Prez.
Four more years of
War, lies, and deficits,
How can America survive?
(interlude)
57.4 million
voted to stop Cheney
Should have been done long ago.
Gay marriage issue,
Made the ignorant come out to vote,
How can America survive?
Jerry Falwell and Dubya's coming,
John Kerry and Edwards groan.
Mysterious Black Box voting,
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
Vote fraud in Ohio.
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Dead soldiers and people gripin'. I'm Democrat, don't blame me. December, you can hear me typin': Five-votes from New Jersey. A true blue State. Of course, this has been done before: "Brain-Dead In Ohio" by John Barry, and the same title by Alvin Rhodes. But any time it's done again is OK with me.
It's funny that people keep saying that Kerry should have won. 65% of the people that voted for Kerry didn't want Kerry to win, they just wanted Bush to lose. It's one thing to say that Bush needs to go. But less than 20% of the country wanted Kerry to win.
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