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Song Parodies -> "Helplessly Hoping"
Original Song Title:
"Helplessly Hoping"
Original Performer:
CSN&Y
Parody Song Title:
"Helplessly Hoping"
Parody Written by:
Red Neck Mother
The Lyrics
A Voyeur's Lullaby
Helplessly hoping her hor-lickin' days had not died
Spying on my girl
Harmlessly helping myself to a hard one, I worship
The blonde between her thighs
Only to grin as their tongues start to fliii-yyy
Chorus
I am one, pervert
With a two fisted bone
Watchin' three girls together
Fourrrrrrr, with mother
Wordlessly watching I wank on my wiener and wonder
Why does she let me watch
My love, she's just lyin' there, goosed by a lady whose fingers
Are buried in her crotch
And that dildo, oooh, oooh
Repeat chorus
Stand by the stage, you will see naked nookie with knockers
Surgically enhanced
I'm at the age where I'm mostly a talker, 'cause nothin'
Is stirring in my pants
Where's my Viagra?, oooh,ooh
I am one pervert
With a two power scope
Watching three girls together
Four, counting mother
Spying on my girl
Harmlessly helping myself to a hard one, I worship
The blonde between her thighs
Only to grin as their tongues start to fliii-yyy
Chorus
I am one, pervert
With a two fisted bone
Watchin' three girls together
Fourrrrrrr, with mother
Wordlessly watching I wank on my wiener and wonder
Why does she let me watch
My love, she's just lyin' there, goosed by a lady whose fingers
Are buried in her crotch
And that dildo, oooh, oooh
Repeat chorus
Stand by the stage, you will see naked nookie with knockers
Surgically enhanced
I'm at the age where I'm mostly a talker, 'cause nothin'
Is stirring in my pants
Where's my Viagra?, oooh,ooh
I am one pervert
With a two power scope
Watching three girls together
Four, counting mother
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555, and it looks like it is now official: the Chucky G Amiright Sex-Ban is no more!
J.D., thanks for your vote and comment. And may I add, nobody sneaks by the censor better than the master, which is , of course, yourself. I have enjoyed reading your provacative stuff, and learned from it.
5s, and congrats for slipping one in--er, by--the censor.
J.B, thanks . I think a little sex never hurt anyone, except Clinton of course :-D
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