When you're mooning some guy whose a black belt and spry
That'sa sore A !
Or your bidet implodes cause the main overloads
That'sa sore A !

When you tempt fickle fates, mixing Teflon with skates
That'sa sore A !
Or you let postal clerks know they're lazy bum jerks
That'sa sore A !

Diarrheal fit
Hurts you where you sit
In the porta pit
Sphincter's gonna quit
Its... annoying

Medicated tucks
Run a couple bucks
Sooth your anal flux
Isn't that the crux?
But... they're cloying

When your hemorrhoids enlarge, and your doctor takes charge
That'sa sore A !
With his endoscope bolder than Pepe Lepew when in heat

Then you bolt up in fear
'Cause its 'Doc' Richard Gere
For the survey
As you pale, gerbils hale, Chip n' Dale, nip by braille
That'sa sore A !