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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to My Jail"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to My World"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to My Jail"
Parody Written by:
Jack Cherrix
The Lyrics
My music hobby is performing old songs (mainly 30’s through 70’s). I write funny parodies for some of them. I change the song’s serious theme to something funny but retain original lyrics and rhyme as much as possible. This one got started by changing the song theme from "welcome to my world" to "welcome to my jail".
Welcome to my jail
Won’t you come on in
Crimes that we commit
Are punished now and then
Step into my cell
Leave freedom behind
Welcome to my cell
Built with you in mind
We’ll knock but our cell won’t be opened
We’ll be two jail mates confined
We’ll ask but never be given
A jailhouse valentine
I’ll be waiting there
Dressed In stripes so fine
Waiting just for you
Where we’ll be doing time
Won’t you come on in
Crimes that we commit
Are punished now and then
Step into my cell
Leave freedom behind
Welcome to my cell
Built with you in mind
We’ll knock but our cell won’t be opened
We’ll be two jail mates confined
We’ll ask but never be given
A jailhouse valentine
I’ll be waiting there
Dressed In stripes so fine
Waiting just for you
Where we’ll be doing time
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