-> "That's Somali"
Original Song Title:
"That's Amore"
Parody Song Title:
"That's Somali"
The Lyrics
(In Somalia pirates are kings
Then our ships meet here's what we say)
When grenades hit the sky that is not Captain Bligh
That's Somali
Think the world is your dime, on that boat full of slimes
That's Somali
Shots will ring tat-a-tat-a-ling, tat-a-tat-a-ling
And you'll cry for Mommy
Bombs will say have-a-real-nice-day, have-a-real-nice-day
Smashed like a mad Godzilla
As our bombs squash them flat and their bodies go splat
They're Tamales
We will dance on their graves for the way they behave
No lost love
If you try Pirate schemes our seals will have you
Fed to the morays
Excuse me, when you see, all the dead Somali
End of story
When they threaten mankind 911 still reminds
Crushed Somalis
If our boats start to fight you will never see light
That's a sure thing
Hear us sing U-S-A-is-king, U-S-A-is-king
And you'll sing "Mercy fella"
Your blood will say victory our way, victory our way
You low life salmonella
Great novella
As we sail on the seas and shots fly by like fleas
That's Somali
We will shoot down your boat with no glimmer of hope
You'll give up
We squash all pirate schemes, know that you will not
Feel our amore
Excuse me, but they'll see, when the seas are all free
Thank our country,(USA)
Thank our country
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